Skip to main content
A goonshot is a spiritual event powered by porn, charts, and obsession.

It is the ultimate act of gooning — the final, explosive release after prolonged edging, when arousal reaches such intensity that it obliterates thought, identity, and time. In that moment, the gooner becomes nothing but a vessel for sensation and surrender.

The goonshot is not just a climax.
It is ritualized transcendence.
It is the endgame
“He locked himself in gooning for 18 hours. Hit a goonshot and came out changed.”
“Bro hit his goonshot — tits on one screen, dex on the other, tears streaming. Said he saw Satoshi.”
goonshot by CultyMc July 10, 2025
goonshot mug front
Get the goonshot mug.
See more merch

goodshotjohn 

the nigga that cant keep a consistant streaming schedule.
the nigga that is a familly friendly youtuber
the nigga that know one knows who hosted him
the nigga that will bust ya ass and put u on the tiky

but most of all he is the goat of iso the nigga that will make ur good ankle bleed on a regular tuesday afternoon
aye goodshotjohn who hosted?
goodshotjohn stream u fuck nigga before i put the 30 to ya dome
goodshotjohn by MuckDGAF July 1, 2021
Related Words

Goonchotic

Same definition as goonchosis and goon goonchotic basically means waxing pole a psychotic amount hence the term goonchotic
Bros gone completely goonchotic he left behind his entire life for fucking tentacle hentai porn!
Goonchotic by Roflstompper January 28, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026