Goochaholic

One who is addicted to everything Gooch (the area that connects one's ballsack and asshole)

I can't stop thinking about Johhny's gooch.....or.....Dear god, that is one good looking gooch....or.....I will be back in a few hours, I am going to my weekly goochaholic meeting.

by JVD! July 3, 2009

moochaholic

A parasitic person in your group that no one likes that expects to be treated like royalty.

Once again angry Phil wouldn't go in on the booze but he left drunk off his ass like the moochaholic he is!

by Machinegun Mike August 14, 2021

glockaholic

The process of purchasing one glock and falling in love with its utility, accuracy and fanboy status. You then go on a purchasing spree to acquire nothing but glocks; eschewing other pistol brands.

Hey man, I'm a glockaholic. I've purchased 9 glocks in the last 2 years.

by Tony1733 October 18, 2013

googlaholic

one (typically a stay at home mom, with kids that don't need a mom) who spends all their time on the computer doing absolutely useless things and finding all these great new websites and labs and all sorts of stuff that people don't need but this person finds super cool.

dude. my mom stayed on her computer all weekend. she was on when i woke up, still on when i went to bed, she stayed up for 3 days straight on it!

wow, she's quite the googlaholic

by mr. cellophane in chili December 7, 2009

Googaholic

Someone who googles way too often.

Sandra is a googaholic because she is always using google.

by Sawinmass February 3, 2010

Coochaholic

One who claims not to be gay but can not resist such good coochie

No I’m not gay I’m a coochaholic 😁🥰

by anonymous November 7, 2023