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A person who is simultaneously characterized by disinhibited playfulness and compulsive self-gratification tendencies can be described as an individual exhibiting incongruous affectivity paired with maladaptive autoerotic behavior.

In simpler terms, this refers to someone whose outwardly goofy, whimsical demeanor coexists with an underlying difficulty in regulating sexual impulses—particularly those expressed through habitual or excessive self-stimulation. Such a person embodies a paradox of emotional levity and behavioral compulsion, where humor and impulsivity serve both as genuine expression and as potential coping mechanisms for underlying psychological tension or unmet intimacy needs.
Your Friend is such a Goobner I feel bad for his poor cat.
Goobner by Dubya521 October 17, 2025
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floopy goober 

A floopy goober is a bitch ass nigga. This insult first appeared in the song "What the fuck right now" by Tyler the creator and ASAP Rocky
Yall niggas some floopy goobers
floopy goober by wayway June 23, 2016

gooberment 

political systems with their heads in the sand and/or not to be trusted. Slang term for Government being Gooberment.
gooberment by Phreeradical January 2, 2012

Goober Dick 

A little Bitch Cunt named Esteban that works at Sonic in San Antonio. Who doesn't ever do shit because he's an intiteled mommys boy who thinks he's the shit but is just shit.
Joe: Hey man Adam's acting like a Goober Dick.

Mike: Yeah he seems like a bitch today
Goober Dick by John_465 August 19, 2016

Goober smack 

A person who is typically an obvious doofus or a dipshit, but are somehow unaware of it. A person who thinks that they are well liked or cool, but are very far from it.
Be quiet everyone, here comes goober smack. Just ignore him and he will go away.
Goober smack by Houston JC July 8, 2009

silly little goober 

My pet cat is a silly little goober

goobersquatch 

a baby, especially who drools (goobers) in such a great quantity, it is monstrous, as if done by a sasquatch.
He was cute, but then I picked him up, and the goobersquatch covered me with spit!
goobersquatch by Doctor Science July 27, 2008
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New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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