When you are having anal sex with someone you know has explosive diarrhea and you pull out your poopy dick to butter the taint and then blindly thrust between the woman’s legs and say “There's no earthly way of knowing , Which direction we are going

There's no knowing where we're rowing

Or which way the river's flowing”

Before Willy Wonka would agree to release Augustus from the chocolate tube he demanded that misses Gloop take a ride on his fudge gondola.

Fudge Gondola by Takearide90 July 8, 2019

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Castle Gondola

The motherfuckin spot

Surely meet me at Castle Gondola tonight

Let’s go to Gondola and get fuckin zoomed

Castle Gondola by King Herro of Gondola April 26, 2020

gondolasoupin

enjoying a nice bowl of hot soup in a gondola

kaitlyn: hey where have you been?
sophia: i was in venice gondolasoupin

gondolasoupin by sauceyum March 24, 2023

Gonzolinho

A shot named after one of the best collegiate soccer players ever. Consisting of melon and vodka. Taken in the prescence of men as a way of insulting women or more commonly known as tricks.

Girl 1: Is that a birthday shot?

Guy 1: Fuck no trick, that’s a Gonzolinho.

Gonzolinho by Larry Huff August 22, 2010

gondola

A light flat-bottomed boat used on Venetian canals, having a high point at each end and worked by one oar at the stern.
Another meaning is the seating compartment in a ski lift.

When I went to the Vatican city in Rome, I enjoyed a wonderful time on gondolas.

gondola by Oliviana123 April 4, 2015

Gondola Challenge

When a man and a woman both try to reach an orgasm on a gondola while skiing or snowboarding before reaching the top of the mountain. This can sometimes be a very hard task if they do not devote themselves to the challenge at hand.

Man: "Hey, I just did the gondola challenge on the way up here"
Friend: "Damn! I've been trying for years to complete that."
Woman: "Ohhh yeah"

Gondola Challenge by SeeMoneyLoLoLoLol April 19, 2010

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026