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Fudge Gondola
When you are having anal sex with someone you know has explosive diarrhea and you pull out your poopy dick to butter the taint and then blindly thrust between the woman’s legs and say “There's no earthly way of knowing , Which direction we are going
There's no knowing where we're rowing
Or which way the river's flowing”
There's no knowing where we're rowing
Or which way the river's flowing”
Before Willy Wonka would agree to release Augustus from the chocolate tube he demanded that misses Gloop take a ride on his fudge gondola.
Fudge Gondola by Takearide90 July 8, 2019
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Gonzolinho
A shot named after one of the best collegiate soccer players ever. Consisting of melon and vodka. Taken in the prescence of men as a way of insulting women or more commonly known as tricks.
Gonzolinho by Larry Huff August 22, 2010
gondola
A light flat-bottomed boat used on Venetian canals, having a high point at each end and worked by one oar at the stern.
Another meaning is the seating compartment in a ski lift.
Another meaning is the seating compartment in a ski lift.
gondola by Oliviana123 April 4, 2015
Gondola Challenge
When a man and a woman both try to reach an orgasm on a gondola while skiing or snowboarding before reaching the top of the mountain. This can sometimes be a very hard task if they do not devote themselves to the challenge at hand.
Man: "Hey, I just did the gondola challenge on the way up here"
Friend: "Damn! I've been trying for years to complete that."
Woman: "Ohhh yeah"
Friend: "Damn! I've been trying for years to complete that."
Woman: "Ohhh yeah"
Gondola Challenge by SeeMoneyLoLoLoLol April 19, 2010
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Ratfucker
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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