golfy

Cowardly, weak, lame, unfortunate, unskilled, fragile, afraid (especially of personal contact or collision), often used in hyphenation with the subject as in golfy-stick to describe an automatic transmission. Dressed as one would to play golf as in bright primary colors especially pants. Wearing an item like this with another outfit. "That bright hoodie doesn't go with that uniform. It's golfy."

Antonyms: tough, skilled, hard-nosed, fearless, courageous

His car is nice but since he can't drive a manual he has a golfy-stick.

I can't believe that soccer team was so golfy. They didn't challenge for the ball the entire game.

That team's parents are so golfy. They canceled the soccer game because it was raining.

How pathetic to put headers on a car with a golfy-stick.

Why would you attract attention to yourself when you are driving a golfy-stick.

They were an otherwise golfy person, but they joined the Navy and were courageous in battle.

golfy by TheNewLexicon February 16, 2019

Golfy

1. A homosexual man
2. Any man seen driving a VW Golf

If you enjoy blowing guys you are a golfy.

Golfy by gengo_o November 24, 2003

Goofy Twat 

A forward protruding slobber chopper walrus imitating fuckinoid , bred from a gene puddle with horizontal gaminess to increase the overall airflow through their derelict tombstone minefield of misshapen hole that is loosely describe as a mouth ... armed with a stupid laugh as their tongue forlornly wrestles their monster slabs that inhabit their face ...

look at that ugly, stupid goofy twat ... why did I marry her ?

Goofy Twat by flash gordon ramsey July 4, 2018

sleep golfer 

A sleep golfer is a very gay man who had a very tiny penis. They masturbate six times a day, they do it with their pinky and their thumb and they produce green cum. A sleep golfer can only be turned on by themselves and fury fruits. Sleep golfers sleep way to much sometimes even golf when they sleep. If you ever encounter a sleep golfer make sure you do not make eye contact or you risk of becoming a sleep golfer if you happen to make eye contact with him you have thirty seconds to masturbate before you become one of them for the rest of your life. Beware of sleep golfers this is a warning .

Coco- Yo broson did you see that sleep golfer back their?
Broson- Ya I did I’m lucky I never made eye contact with them.
Coco- Ya I know right, I hate sleep golfers their such losers.
Broson- Ya same like what kind of person cums green?
Coco- Sleep golfers do!!

sleep golfer by Big Cock Colin and Cryson February 26, 2019

Golf Bravo 

The term Golf Bravo is used when telling a story regarding previous sexual experiences involving a group of friends and one girl. This term is very valuable when the story is being told in public or in front of current girlfriends. Golf Bravo is derivited from the acronym GB which in turn is used for the word gangbang.

Man do you remember that time in vegas when we went to Golf Bravo? I was worn out after that course!

Who brings double cheeseburgers to the golf bravo?

Golf Bravo by rancid68 July 15, 2011

Golf Throb

Some people have 'heart throbs' but golf enthusiasts have Golf Throbs. A Golf Throb is sought out by those who have great and sometimes scary admiration/infatuation with a single person over their golfing ability. This infatuation can lead to sexual fantasies and instant erections are known to happen when in their Golf Throbs presence.

Bernard after watching Chandler tee off - "Did you see how far he hit that ball? That was 400 yards! Now excuse me while I go tend to my 3-Wood while thinking about my new Golf Throb."

Golf Throb by F.O.S.F.F. 7O01 June 11, 2015

Golf Nap 

To fall asleep mid-afternoon while watching golf on television. A state of 'half sleep' during weekend golf television, sometimes involving waking golf dreams.

Sunday afternoon I laid down and rocked a golf nap for four hours.

Golf Nap by joshuajdickerson1 April 19, 2009