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Goffy
Goffy was invented by my dear cousin. It’s a beautiful word and you totally use it. And if you don’t…I’ll have giraffes eat your toes and spit them into you mouth. Count your days…
Goffy by Spoonsmccoop October 2, 2022
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goffy by goffycoffee123 May 27, 2020
goffy
a pansy
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goffy gibbler
goffy gibbler by cold pocket November 8, 2022
Goofy Twat
A forward protruding slobber chopper walrus imitating fuckinoid , bred from a gene puddle with horizontal gaminess to increase the overall airflow through their derelict tombstone minefield of misshapen hole that is loosely describe as a mouth ... armed with a stupid laugh as their tongue forlornly wrestles their monster slabs that inhabit their face ...
Goofy Twat by flash gordon ramsey July 4, 2018
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Soul digger
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
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pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026