Golfposting

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Golfposting is a term coined by users of Code Golf Stack Exchange, meaning incomprehensible or strange jokes about code golf, esoteric programming languages, and programming in general.

"two can play at the golfposting game my friend ;p "

Golfposting by ¯\_(ಠ_ಠ)_/¯ December 19, 2021

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Glowposting

When an agent of the FBI, ATF, NSA or any other such organization creates posts online baiting potential criminals to reveal their intentions.

I saw a post on 4chan asking what kind of gun is best for a school shooting. The ATF must be glowposting to see whose dog to shoot.

Glowposting by Blessedbelly December 10, 2018

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Goatposting

a general bad act of lying by the user heyy lil gaot in Meiya's community

Goat: Chat i will not go to bed.

Goat a few minutes later: sorry Chat i lied.

all the other: damn he is Goatposting again

Goatposting by Saturi_727 September 10, 2023

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Gifposting

Similar to the term "shitposting", however it refers to posting gifs when you got nothing to add to the conversation, usually cluttering the chat with annoying gifs instead of just not saying anything.

Luke, being a hollowed out shell of a man thinking he is being funny, was gifposting regularly in every chat he was in because he had nothing to add to the conversation. No one cares Luke.

Gifposting by Foxnos May 26, 2021

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goalposting

Goalposting is a sex position in which one person lays on his or her back with two other people straddling. Named because of the horizontal and two uprights.

Dude, my girlfriend and her friend were drinking together when I got home and I convinced them to do some goalposting with me.

goalposting by Goalposter April 15, 2020

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goreposting

When someone online starts posting gore (usually in a chatroom or group chat) without warning, asking others, or tagging the content if on social media.

person 1: dude, some guy just started goreposting for literally no reason in the DND channel. 😬😬😬
person 2: that's actually fucked up

goreposting by jesterjokey93 November 26, 2023

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Goalposting

Pretending to know something, but you don’t.

Stop goalposting, you wasn’t even there…

Goalposting by Ol’Jawn October 17, 2025

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

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Blexas

Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.

Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.

Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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