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Goatposting 

a general bad act of lying by the user heyy lil gaot in Meiya's community
Goat: Chat i will not go to bed.

Goat a few minutes later: sorry Chat i lied.

all the other: damn he is Goatposting again
Goatposting by Saturi_727 September 10, 2023

Gooseposting

The act of posting memes that are dismissive or disrespectful of women on the website FunnyJunk.com™. These posts are often, though not always, accompanied with the image of a goose, or a mention of Funnyjunk user Jaszczomp, from whom the term originates because of his goose profile image.
Canadian ANON: "I'd like to be happy while watching women be unhappy, also I hate them."

User 2: *post image of goose* "Ah, Canadian gooseposting"

Golfposting 

Golfposting is a term coined by users of Code Golf Stack Exchange, meaning incomprehensible or strange jokes about code golf, esoteric programming languages, and programming in general.
"two can play at the golfposting game my friend ;p "
Golfposting by ¯\_(ಠ_ಠ)_/¯ December 19, 2021

voreposting 

voreposting is a game where someone post vore fetish art in the chat and then deletes it a half second later
whoever screenshots it first wins
Can you fucking stop voreposting?
voreposting by Poosay destroyer June 26, 2022

goalposting

Goalposting is a sex position in which one person lays on his or her back with two other people straddling. Named because of the horizontal and two uprights.
Dude, my girlfriend and her friend were drinking together when I got home and I convinced them to do some goalposting with me.
goalposting by Goalposter April 15, 2020

Goalposting

Pretending to know something, but you don’t.
Stop goalposting, you wasn’t even there…
Goalposting by Ol’Jawn October 17, 2025
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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