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Goldilocked 

Remember when Goldilocks went to the bears house and ate the porridge? One was too hot, one was too cold, and one was just right, etc, etc. Goldilocked (The Goldilocks Effect) is when something/someone is just right.
"Omg dude! I found the perfect burger."
"Oh real?"
"Yeah! Not too much sauce.. Heaps of cheese.."
"Oh mean!"
"Yeah bro."
"That burger sounds goldilocked as."
Goldilocked by TheHannburger August 4, 2009

The Goldilox Complex

The act in which a person is caught within a continuum involving constant and short periods of sleep in multiple locations.
Brah 1: Yo brah 2! I'm totally in The Goldilox Complex mood today.

Brah 2: What!? You crazy brah 1. I guess I'll totally catch up with you later, thereafter, you are done napping around.

goldilocked 

you prepare yourself a meal early in the day and refrigerate for later consumption and your roommate/spouse/someone other then you, microwaves it all, eats half of it and puts it back in the fridge rendering it un-edible because it cannot be re-heated twice for fear of food poisoning.

much like goldilocks and the 3 bears (taking wee bites of porridge and not finishing all of it)
oh man! my roomie totally goldilocked my butter chicken and cous-cous!!
goldilocked by gorgeousgeorge83 April 13, 2010

goldieloxed 

When you give yourself a golden shower
I goldieloxed myself in the shower last night
goldieloxed by Jrock32 November 21, 2021

goldiloxicated 

When the amount of alcohol consumed is "just right"
Since she was drinking on an empty stomach, Candi was goldiloxicated after only one martini.
goldiloxicated by CandiStabberton December 26, 2020
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