Proud Republican

An insult in disguise. Someone who is ignorant or unaware of the massive number of failures by the Republican Party
My Proud Republican uncle was totally unaware that 25 Republican failed states are dependent on handouts from the Democrats and have massive widespread poverty, or that Republican states have 3-6 times the homicide rate of their Democratic counterparts. He thinks they are self sufficient and well behaved! Can you believe it?
by Davezilla July 07, 2019
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jimmy

"Rip those files to the jimmy."
by Davezilla May 18, 2006
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Dontard

Someone who is easily taken advantage of because they believe conmen over common sense
My dontard uncle believes anything Trump says. He wouldn't know the truth if it slapped him across the face.
by Davezilla July 07, 2019
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Closeted Republican

A Republican who can't admit he's being fucked in the ass by his own party, much like a gay man in denial
My uncle is a closeted Republican. He still can't admit Republicans voted to fuck him over and send his job to Mexico. He still blames liberals even though Republicans wrote and passed the NAFTA bill that did it.
by Davezilla July 07, 2019
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Pseudopedant

A self absorbed asshole who does not know enough to be an actual Pedant. Therefore they must invent reasons to talk down to others and “correct” them.

Someone who spews nonsensical bullshit solely for the purpose of talking down to others.
Did George just claim he knows a definition better than the dictionary?

Ya, he’s a total pseudopedant. He loves to correct people so much that he just ends up spewing nonsensical bullshit and having to be corrected himself.
by Davezilla June 27, 2021
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Objectivist

Someone who claims to be neutral and self sufficient, but who is truly totally dependent on others and brainwashed by propaganda.
Objectivist founder Ayn Rand preached of self reliance and neutrality, but survived on welfare while backing right wing authoritarian candidates.
by Davezilla July 07, 2019
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snoregasm

The condition of waking up and realzing you've had an orgasm in your sleep.
I had the most intense snoregasm last night!
by Davezilla November 15, 2006
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