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Goldilocked 

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Remember when Goldilocks went to the bears house and ate the porridge? One was too hot, one was too cold, and one was just right, etc, etc. Goldilocked (The Goldilocks Effect) is when something/someone is just right.
"Omg dude! I found the perfect burger."
"Oh real?"
"Yeah! Not too much sauce.. Heaps of cheese.."
"Oh mean!"
"Yeah bro."
"That burger sounds goldilocked as."
Goldilocked by TheHannburger August 4, 2009
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goldilocked 

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you prepare yourself a meal early in the day and refrigerate for later consumption and your roommate/spouse/someone other then you, microwaves it all, eats half of it and puts it back in the fridge rendering it un-edible because it cannot be re-heated twice for fear of food poisoning.

much like goldilocks and the 3 bears (taking wee bites of porridge and not finishing all of it)
oh man! my roomie totally goldilocked my butter chicken and cous-cous!!
goldilocked by gorgeousgeorge83 April 13, 2010

Goldilocks Cock

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A Penis that is generally said to be of perfect Length and Girth.
Janet: I slept with Ed last night...
Mandy: Really? How big was his junk?
Janet: Well, it wasn't too small and it wasn't too big...
Mandy: Oh, he's obviously got a Goldilocks Cock then.
Goldilocks Cock by dabruce June 19, 2014

Goldilocks Cock

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A variation of Goldilocks referring to one's penis that is not too big or too small.
Damn, I wish I had a Goldilocks Cock like Tom Does.

Goldilocks cock

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Goldilocks Cock

A Penis that is generally said to be of perfect Length and Girth
Lonnie has got me dick whipped on his Goldilocks cock since we started sleeping together.

Goldilocks Complex 

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Being super picky about something and finding it so difficult to get what's "just right". Much like Goldilocks and her porridge, or the bears beds.
Eva had a serious Goldilocks Complex about rice. It was always too dry, or too mushy, or too sticky, and so hard to ever find one that was just right.
Goldilocks Complex by Party_Piglet October 18, 2008

Goldilocks syndrome 

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When a person is excessively picky about looking for the "perfect" or "just right" option in any situation be it another person, place or thing because they believe they always have an ocean of options to choose from. So said picky person discards many potential options for very petty reasons because they believe they have infinitely better options to choose from when in reality their options are rather limited.
This girl complains about not being able to find a boyfriend. Yet she keeps tossing away many potential suitors because she's always under the belief that she can always find someone better. She's got Goldilocks syndrome, she points out this one guy is great but he is too short for her liking. She said this other guy was wonderful also but he's younger than her so that's a turn off for her. In her constant pursuit of looking for the guy who's "just right" is gonna leave her either lonely or with trashy guys for a good long while...
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