Definitions by CandiStabberton

goldiloxicated 

When the amount of alcohol consumed is "just right"

Since she was drinking on an empty stomach, Candi was goldiloxicated after only one martini.

goldiloxicated by CandiStabberton December 26, 2020

peeposting 

Posting on social media while peeing

Candi had the disturbing habit of peeposting to Facebook every time she used the bathroom.

peeposting by CandiStabberton November 25, 2017