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A man made out of gold that is a fatherly figure that isn’t really your father but you still consider him to be so uwu. Has the big gay, is a weeaboo, and is Avery’s dad
Avery: yo wattup goldad
Goldad: eat my ass
Goldad by Nior's Sister FAITH December 8, 2018
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A really pretty, smart, and talented girl. She is usually tall and slim. She is one of the most nice and gorgeous girl you will ever meet! When you find a Golda, do not let go of her, because other than her stunning looks, and great personality, Goldas are usually great kissers! And trust me, a Golda will be a great Lover and Friend!
Golda by newyorklife January 23, 2013
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golddigger 

Any woman whose primary interest in a relationship is material benefits. A woman who cares more about a man's bank account than she does about the man.

The closest male equivalent is a gigolo or boytoy.
"That golddigging tramp was never in love with him; she was in love with his money."
golddigger by Ion September 3, 2005

Goldacre's Law

"I don't think there is any claim - and we can frame this as Goldacre's law if you like - any claim so stupid anywhere in the world that you couldn't find at least one doctor or academic who was willing to put it forward."

Dr. Ben Goldacre - British science journalist, author of 'Bad Science' and www.badscience.net blog
"The support by one scientist for the idea that the MMR vaccine is connected to autism is an example of Goldacre's law in action"
Goldacre's Law by DAAAAVVVVVVVOOOOO February 10, 2009
YEAH DADDY!
Oh wait, GoDaddy is a website for making your own website...
GoDaddy is a paid service by the way.
GoDaddy by Twight0931 April 15, 2017

Golddigger Complex 

A psychological state in which a retired or active Golddigger finds his or herself unable to find love because of their materialistic whoreness. this may come in the form of putting out for common acts of kindness, or not being able to accept love from someone without money and social class even though they truly love such person.
Example 1

Person1: She really loves him.
Person2: Too bad she's got Golddigger Complex, he'll only be accepted if he wins the lottery.

Example 2

Person1: OMG Jim opened the restaurant door for me on our date it was SO romantic.
Person2: Did you put out?
Person1: well of course he was so sweet!
Person2: you've got some serious Golddigger Complex.

Example 3

Person1: I don't know if John loves me or not he buys me things all the time.
Person2: He doesn't LOVE you he was buying the whole company dinner. Just cause someone buys you some french fries, it doesn't mean they love you.
Person1: OMG I think I have Golddigger Complex!

gotdadaah 

Got that ass. (said quickly)
You a dukkahead", "oooh, he gotdadaah.
gotdadaah by Hampest June 20, 2010
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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