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by Twight0931 March 12, 2017
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Person A: Hey did you watch Seinfield last night?
Person B: It's Seinfeld not Seinfield.
by Twight0931 February 13, 2017
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The BEST device to watch porn in if you live with at least 1 family member because for example, you could watch porn on your smartphone under your bed's blanket and not get caught.
I love watching HOT girls suck dick on my smartphone under my bed's blanket!
by Twight0931 March 24, 2021
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A fictional animal part of Sega.
Please don't say Sonic the Hedgehog because The Hedgehog is Ron Jeremy. Who says Sonic Ron Jeremy?
by Twight0931 February 21, 2022
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1) Heterosexual.
2) (only if you're a male) A valid excuse not to suck a dick.
Example 1)

Guy 1: "I'm straight."

Example 2)

Guy 1: "Wanna suck my dick?"
Guy 2: "NO! I'm straight! That's why!"
by Twight0931 March 31, 2021
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1) A goal.
2) A series of sensations, images, and/or thoughts happening in a person's mind when sleeping.
1) My dream is to work for FedEx!
2) A dream told me that I will get a blowjob! I'm SO happy that I got this dream, and I hope it comes true someday!
by Twight0931 March 24, 2021
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What you wear so people around you don't hear you listening to porn.
I watch porn with my earbuds!
by Twight0931 March 26, 2021
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