41 definitions by Twight0931

Homework

A thing invented to waste time reviewing what a teacher said.
Can be done in either paper or a notebook.

I have to do my geography and math homework. At least I already did my science, spanish, health, and literature homework!

by Twight0931 April 6, 2017

Notification

The thing that makes a sound (unless it's a silent notification) when you're watching porno on your smartphone. VERY annoying.

I hate these notifications! They ALWAYS interrupt my porn watching!

by Twight0931 March 26, 2021

Greek

The language that you can start texting someone in just to surprise someone.
The person will probably using Google Translate or any other Greek to English translator.

One day in April 2018, I had gotten my speech therapist's phone number on my phone by giving him my phone number and then he sent me 2 photos of my pimples. At night time on a different day in April 2018, I have sent him a text message in Greek. He then sent me his own reply in Greek. We kept texting each other. Later we went to sleep. The next day, he was like: "What is this?" I replied "I wrote" He replied that he did not know it was me.

by Twight0931 August 9, 2018

Straight

1) Heterosexual.
2) (only if you're a male) A valid excuse not to suck a dick.

Example 1)

Guy 1: "I'm straight."

Example 2)

Guy 1: "Wanna suck my dick?"
Guy 2: "NO! I'm straight! That's why!"

by Twight0931 March 31, 2021

Life

You're born, you go to school, you get a job, (optional) you retire, you die.

That's how life is.

by Twight0931 April 14, 2021

Grandsister

The granddaughter of your sister.

DUDE YOUR GRANDSISTER CAN COOK? AWESOME!

by Twight0931 July 16, 2017

Math

A subject which includes but is not limited to:
Binomials
Polynomials
Trinomials
Parentheses
Exponents
Multiplying
Dividing
Adding
Subtracting
Distributive Property
Subtracting Decimals
Fractions.

Add that much work and you could get a whole bunch of stress at the end.

I hate math.

by Twight0931 March 12, 2017