Twight0931's definitions

FEEL

The word that you may use to describe why you may be doing something unusual.

Teacher: "Student, YOU CAN'T SEE?"
Student: "I CAN."
Teacher: "Then why do you keep standing up just to copy from the board?"
Student: "BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE IT!"
Teacher: "Go meet me in the assistant principal's office after class FOR BEING FUNNY!"
And I got to stay in class. Lol.

by Twight0931 November 4, 2017

Eisenhower

The perfect last name for a boy.

I miss Dwight D. Eisenhower, despite he was the President of the United States a long time ago!

by Twight0931 April 9, 2017

Greek

The language that you can start texting someone in just to surprise someone.
The person will probably using Google Translate or any other Greek to English translator.

One day in April 2018, I had gotten my speech therapist's phone number on my phone by giving him my phone number and then he sent me 2 photos of my pimples. At night time on a different day in April 2018, I have sent him a text message in Greek. He then sent me his own reply in Greek. We kept texting each other. Later we went to sleep. The next day, he was like: "What is this?" I replied "I wrote" He replied that he did not know it was me.

by Twight0931 August 9, 2018

Lee Harvey Oswald

The person who assassinated John F. Kennedy.

If only Lee Harvey Oswald shot a bag of marshmellows instead of John F. Kennedy...

by Twight0931 February 12, 2017

Earbuds

What you wear so people around you don't hear you listening to porn.

I watch porn with my earbuds!

by Twight0931 March 26, 2021

Sonic

A fictional animal part of Sega.

Please don't say Sonic the Hedgehog because The Hedgehog is Ron Jeremy. Who says Sonic Ron Jeremy?

by Twight0931 February 20, 2022

Poptarts

One of the greatest foods to have ever been brought to existence. Thanks Kellogg's!

Who needs cooking if you have Poptarts?

by Twight0931 March 11, 2017