Twight0931's definitions

Noreply

Why do you want to be anonymous? You're a human.

Noreply.

by Twight0931 February 12, 2017

Sonic

A fictional animal part of Sega.

Please don't say Sonic the Hedgehog because The Hedgehog is Ron Jeremy. Who says Sonic Ron Jeremy?

by Twight0931 February 20, 2022

Earbuds

What you wear so people around you don't hear you listening to porn.

I watch porn with my earbuds!

by Twight0931 March 26, 2021

Lee Harvey Oswald

The person who assassinated John F. Kennedy.

If only Lee Harvey Oswald shot a bag of marshmellows instead of John F. Kennedy...

by Twight0931 February 12, 2017

Hawaii

The U.S state former president Obama was born in.

Hawaii is an archipelago? Who wants to live there??

by Twight0931 March 11, 2017

Poptarts

One of the greatest foods to have ever been brought to existence. Thanks Kellogg's!

Who needs cooking if you have Poptarts?

by Twight0931 March 11, 2017

Porn

What you watch when your parents aren't around.

PORN IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Twight0931 March 25, 2021