41 definitions by Twight0931

2022

The year that I can start going to strip clubs.

I'll love 2022 just because of being able to go to strip clubs!!!

by Twight0931 March 30, 2021

Emily Grey

One of the hottest, if not the HOTTEST, female porn star(s).

Emily Grey is my favorite porn star!

by Twight0931 March 25, 2021

Call of Duty: Barack Ops

The result of having Barack Obama in Call of Duty: Black Ops.

Person A: Hey, would you like to have Call of Duty: Barack Ops on August 4?
Person B: No thanks.

by Twight0931 March 18, 2017

April 18

The day Kourtney Kardashian was born.

Why was I born in April 18???

by Twight0931 February 13, 2017

Notification

The thing that makes a sound (unless it's a silent notification) when you're watching porno on your smartphone. VERY annoying.

I hate these notifications! They ALWAYS interrupt my porn watching!

by Twight0931 March 26, 2021

Homework

A thing invented to waste time reviewing what a teacher said.
Can be done in either paper or a notebook.

I have to do my geography and math homework. At least I already did my science, spanish, health, and literature homework!

by Twight0931 April 6, 2017

Greek

The language that you can start texting someone in just to surprise someone.
The person will probably using Google Translate or any other Greek to English translator.

One day in April 2018, I had gotten my speech therapist's phone number on my phone by giving him my phone number and then he sent me 2 photos of my pimples. At night time on a different day in April 2018, I have sent him a text message in Greek. He then sent me his own reply in Greek. We kept texting each other. Later we went to sleep. The next day, he was like: "What is this?" I replied "I wrote" He replied that he did not know it was me.

by Twight0931 August 9, 2018