Twight0931's definitions

Alaska

Physically part of Canada but it's the 49th state of the United States.

Person A: Alaskan Pride!
Person B: So do you want me to call you American or Canadian??
Person A: Maybe both. If you want to.
Person B: Ok.

by Twight0931 February 12, 2017

Sunmi

Hot Korean singer. Watch her MVs, and you'll see that she is horniest in Balloon in Love when her bikini is almost taken off (almost showing off her boobs), and he almost opened up his pants (she almost looked at his dick for giving a blowjob). She would make a perfect porn star but doesn't want to because she wants to keep making guys horny through her MVs.

Sunmi is hot!

by Twight0931 January 30, 2025

Notification

The thing that makes a sound (unless it's a silent notification) when you're watching porno on your smartphone. VERY annoying.

I hate these notifications! They ALWAYS interrupt my porn watching!

by Twight0931 March 26, 2021

Trivago

Hotel?

Hotel? Trivago.

by Twight0931 April 6, 2017

Like A Boss

How something should be done.

Do homework like a boss.
Pass a test like a boss.
Finish high school like a boss.
Drink some Mountain Dew like a boss.

by Twight0931 February 12, 2017

Porn

What you watch when your parents aren't around.

PORN IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Twight0931 March 25, 2021

Hawaii

The U.S state former president Obama was born in.

Hawaii is an archipelago? Who wants to live there??

by Twight0931 March 11, 2017