Twight0931's definitions

Hawaii

The U.S state former president Obama was born in.

Hawaii is an archipelago? Who wants to live there??

by Twight0931 March 11, 2017

Straight

1) Heterosexual.
2) (only if you're a male) A valid excuse not to suck a dick.

Example 1)

Guy 1: "I'm straight."

Example 2)

Guy 1: "Wanna suck my dick?"
Guy 2: "NO! I'm straight! That's why!"

by Twight0931 March 30, 2021

FAFSA

Free Application for Federal Student Agony.

With an enormous amount of money to be paid through student loans, the FAFSA has the potential to give students agony. No one needs to pay thousands and thousands of dollars just for a good college education.

Person: "Yay I completed the FAFSA!"
Person: *clicks next page*
Person: "GOOD LORD IT'S A STUDENT LOAN, NOT A GRANT!!! AHHHH IT'S TOO EXPENSIVE! I QUIT THE APPLICATION!"

Later that person went to a psychiatric hospital for suffering from agony.

by Twight0931 November 6, 2022

Porn

What you watch when your parents aren't around.

PORN IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Twight0931 March 25, 2021

birthday

The best occasion of the year, because for example you could get free money on your birthday, you could get a free car on your birthday, etc.. Basically, one of your birthdays could be the best day of your life, just because of a good event happening for free.

I want to go to a strip club on my 21st birthday and ask for a free lap dance that day just because that day would be my birthday!

by Twight0931 March 18, 2021

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by Twight0931 March 11, 2017

Rachael Ray

Rachael Ray is an American television personality, businesswoman, celebrity cook and author according to Wikipedia.

Rachael Ray reminds me of my Health teacher.

by Twight0931 February 12, 2017