Ion's definitions

numbnuts

1. a real dumb ass, see jagbag or dumbfuck; 2. the fella who typed in numdnuts

Numbnuts forgot to wipe his ass after he pooped. There were peanuts in the poop.

by ION October 27, 2003

golddigger

Any woman whose primary interest in a relationship is material benefits. A woman who cares more about a man's bank account than she does about the man.

The closest male equivalent is a gigolo or boytoy.

"That golddigging tramp was never in love with him; she was in love with his money."

by Ion September 3, 2005

sugar daddy

A man (usually older and well-off) who financially supports a younger woman (or man) in exchange for sex and companionship.

"That car she's driving has 'Sugar Daddy' written all over it"

by Ion September 3, 2005