A Gongler is someone who removes an entertainer from the stage when they do something that is supposed to be entertaining but turns out - it is not.

A good example of a Gongler would be the clown, "Sandman" from "Live At The Apollo."

He would show up during a bad act, get the performer off the stage, and do a bit of a dance himself to entertain the audience as the next act is prepared.

"Did you see that show last night about the man with his trained snails ?"

"Dude, that was so bad. The Gongler came out and swept him off with his broom."

Gongler by dw8177 February 16, 2018

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gongle

1. n an idiot or moron

2. v (to dongle) to act idiotically or like an imbecile

3. a (gongly/gongle) describes an action that is silly, idiotic, moronic etc etc

Verb:
"Stop gongling with me, I'm not interested!"
"Let's go gongling today!"
Noun:
"Oh my word, last night was such a gongle!"
"Stop being such a gongle."
Adjective:
"Well, that was a gongly thing to do!"
"Tha' was gongle, inni'?"

gongle by G11D September 16, 2011

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Ghingle

When you look up someone's golf handicap and home club on the golf handicap index website (ghin.com). Similar in the way you would goggle someone.

Bill, you say your new girlfriend's father plays golf? Well, have you ghingled him yet to see what kind of a player he is?

Ghingle by Jerry 14 STYX January 2, 2012

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gingler

One who engages in sex with dwarfs or other little people.

I pulled a gingler last night. She was only 4'6".

gingler by Hugh Jackson August 27, 2003

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