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Goingle Boink

When someone is being very idiotic to the an extreme.
Dude you are such a goingle boink!
Goingle Boink by The Goingler April 3, 2023
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A redheaded child.
You little ginglet better stay away from the sun before you get burnt.
Ginglet by G.O.A.T. 69 January 9, 2015
A Gongler is someone who removes an entertainer from the stage when they do something that is supposed to be entertaining but turns out - it is not.

A good example of a Gongler would be the clown, "Sandman" from "Live At The Apollo."

He would show up during a bad act, get the performer off the stage, and do a bit of a dance himself to entertain the audience as the next act is prepared.
"Did you see that show last night about the man with his trained snails ?"

"Dude, that was so bad. The Gongler came out and swept him off with his broom."
Gongler by dw8177 February 16, 2018
1. n an idiot or moron

2. v (to dongle) to act idiotically or like an imbecile

3. a (gongly/gongle) describes an action that is silly, idiotic, moronic etc etc
Verb:
"Stop gongling with me, I'm not interested!"
"Let's go gongling today!"
Noun:
"Oh my word, last night was such a gongle!"
"Stop being such a gongle."
Adjective:
"Well, that was a gongly thing to do!"
"Tha' was gongle, inni'?"
gongle by G11D September 16, 2011
When you look up someone's golf handicap and home club on the golf handicap index website (ghin.com). Similar in the way you would goggle someone.
Bill, you say your new girlfriend's father plays golf? Well, have you ghingled him yet to see what kind of a player he is?
Ghingle by Jerry 14 STYX January 2, 2012
One who engages in sex with dwarfs or other little people.
I pulled a gingler last night. She was only 4'6".
gingler by Hugh Jackson August 27, 2003
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"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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