Ghingle

When you look up someone's golf handicap and home club on the golf handicap index website (ghin.com). Similar in the way you would goggle someone.

Bill, you say your new girlfriend's father plays golf? Well, have you ghingled him yet to see what kind of a player he is?

by Jerry 14 STYX January 2, 2012

Ginglet

A redheaded child.

You little ginglet better stay away from the sun before you get burnt.

by G.O.A.T. 69 January 9, 2015

gingler

One who engages in sex with dwarfs or other little people.

I pulled a gingler last night. She was only 4'6".

by Hugh Jackson August 27, 2003

Gingle

A species derived from the Silly-Verse mainly known for their playdough-like appearance and green or gingle color. They were mainly passive and served as a police force of sorts for the Silly-Verse. They would continue this reign until Clay, one of the Gingles, committed mass genocide upon his own race wiping out all Gingles.

Person 1 : "Fuck da Gingles"

Person 2 : "I hate their untestable reign over us as the supreme ruler of what is just or not"

by Shmogmomp Lord January 22, 2023

Shmingle Bop Gringle Doom

A phrase used to say you're in an extremely bad situation, usually after you say what is happening.

Oh sh*t there's a shark right beside me SHMINGLE BOP GRINGLE DOOM.

by JewishAftertaste June 11, 2018

Gingle

The act of paying an individual (mainly a gentleman) to wash your genitalia with the use of a bar of soap (no hand soap) in a vigorous yet effective manner.

'My balls were so dirty, I had to go get them gingled by the gingle meister'.

"Was he good ?'
'Yeah, a highly trained professional, skills passed on through generations'
'Nice'

by Mothercheese October 23, 2012

Gingles

Indicative of an incredibly small scrotum or testicles. Typical of the Alabama region but seen as far west as Kansas; now starting to surface in Colorado. Gingles are hereditary.

Sally: How was your date last night with Colby?

Tara: Good, but I don't think it will last.

Sally: Why is that?

Tara: Well he is rather small, if you know what I mean, and has gingles. I wouldn't want my kids to have to deal with that. It must be aweful to live life with gingles.

by jack_of_trades September 22, 2011