Goffey 

When a girl is giving you head, deep-throats to the base of your cock, puts both your nuts in her mouth and then makings a weird noise like R2-D2 falling down a sandbank, inevitably pukes on your cock.

Guy1: "So, Shirlena gave me the most rockin' goffey last night."
Guy2: "Dude, your sick."

Girl1: "I'm going to give Quinton a huge wet goffey tonight, he loves it when I puke on his cock."
Girl: "Gee Whiz Sarah, I hope your loaded up on Pork Rolls."

Goffey by Dudeical March 20, 2016

Goffey 

When a GIRM and but have sex and cup comes out of the giros mouth have having a Dick in the mouth it sounds like r2d2 fallit down a sandbank

Hey lets goffey

Goffey by FORTNUTBOI06 December 3, 2018

GOffeur 

Someone, usually a buddy of yours, that drives you around to every local Pokéstop and helps you locate Pokémon in Pokémon GO.

I went out with my GOffeur last night and we hit a great haul! I'm all stocked up on Great Balls and I even caught myself a Dragonite!

GOffeur by jackofspadesman July 24, 2016

Goffyism 

Describes a particular philosophical way of thinking, which involves striving to achieve human enlightenment through "M.M. Optimization"

1: "Goffyism is stupid"
2: "Yeah, but at least they Goffyists are having fun!"

Goffyism by JohnNielsen10101 October 27, 2022

goofey 

Goofey - my nickname.
It's spelled with an "E" and it does not have any connection to the word "goofy" you slow retarded fucks.
@yefoog

Thank you.

Yo, Goofey! Wanna hop on COD bro?
It's a fucking nickname. Tards.

goofey by Wisksoso February 25, 2021

giffeying

Coined after German politician Franziska Giffey. Giffeying means pretending to have achieved great goals while not having succeeded in anything substantial while greatly emphasizing oneselfs importance in that said pretended achievement

Elon musk was pretty much only giffeying with the Hyperloop, in the end no results materialized

giffeying by Onlycommande June 24, 2022

M.M. (Goffyism) 

M.M. is a term used in Goffyistic philosophical thought to describe one of its cornerstones of enlightenment. M.M. encapsulates the basic human desire to let loose and be nonsensical. Though it is quoted as being essential to happiness, behaving against society's norms for too long is recognised as self-destructive. It is a relative term.

Being 'goofy' for the sake of it, is therefore one of the main ways to achieve happiness.

"That dude is in M.M. (Goffyism) right now! Look how much fun he's having"

M.M. (Goffyism) by JohnNielsen10101 October 27, 2022