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A white lazyass doggy hes a poodle( i think) and his owners are on vaca ...very chunby and with a sexyass look
GOOFEY IS SEXY
GOOFEYYY IS WHITE
goofey by Soamfnc December 20, 2016
Goofey is a very lazyass doggy hes a white poodle very sexy btw buhh his owners r on vaca to colombia.......GOOFEY ES UN PARCERO AND HE HAS A BIG AND JUICY ASS
Goofey is smexy
Goofey es un papi
Goofey by Soamfnc December 20, 2016
A female's moist vagina.
The insides of a Cadbury Creme egg.
And so on.
That Cadbury creme egg was nice and goooey inside.....
She was nice and goooey inside......lovely..
Goooey by GS71 April 9, 2015

Goofy Twat 

A forward protruding slobber chopper walrus imitating fuckinoid , bred from a gene puddle with horizontal gaminess to increase the overall airflow through their derelict tombstone minefield of misshapen hole that is loosely describe as a mouth ... armed with a stupid laugh as their tongue forlornly wrestles their monster slabs that inhabit their face ...
look at that ugly, stupid goofy twat ... why did I marry her ?

göofelmâcher 

A curled piece of paper or ribbon which has a sticky side that can be placed on objects to label them as presents.
Put a göofelmâcher on that box!
göofelmâcher by Red Goat February 9, 2013

gooey gobbler 

Ren Stevens: Would you like anything to eat?
Jason Bagwell: I never turn down a gooey gobbler, join me Ren?
Louis Stevens: Yeah Ren, have one.
Ren Stevens: Eh...
gooey gobbler by Bama Self June 15, 2007
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

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"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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