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goffel

A person of mixed race, usually black and white, but it could be any other colour with white. Origins in Zimbabwe where there are neighbourhoods heavily populated with goffels, such as Barham Green in Bulawayo.
I was attacked by one of those BG Goffels at the club last night!
by Mr Gus January 28, 2007
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göofelmâcher

A curled piece of paper or ribbon which has a sticky side that can be placed on objects to label them as presents.
Put a göofelmâcher on that box!
by Red Goat February 9, 2013
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Gaffel

1. a Gaffel (Swedish & Norwegian noun) ~ Fork; a pronged tool.

2. to Gaffel (Verb) ~ To borrow an article from a "friend" without it being returned. Unlike stealing, the article still maintains original ownership, however is in "mentioned friend's" possession with no sign of recovery. The intention/expectation of return may still be intact, and therefore un-interruptive of the friendship. Only when the owner looses all reinstatement expectation, has the "borrow(ing)" evolved to a "gaffel(ing)."
1. (n) Sven and Fjord were having a disagreement whether norse God "Odin" carried a guintar or gaffel.

2. (v) My best friend Jordy was cold and borrowed my favorite hoodie, years later a friend of a friend saw him wearing it, and confirmed the gaffeling. I had requested it back every-time he came through, it seems he totally gaffeled that shit.
by haldeener June 27, 2010
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GOffeur

Someone, usually a buddy of yours, that drives you around to every local Pokéstop and helps you locate Pokémon in Pokémon GO.
I went out with my GOffeur last night and we hit a great haul! I'm all stocked up on Great Balls and I even caught myself a Dragonite!
by jackofspadesman July 24, 2016
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gaffelighting

An attempt to gaslight voters into believing that a babbling dementia patient just has a little stutter
When the media tells you that Dementia Joe just has a little case of the gaffes, they’re gaffelighting you
by Goofball2020 March 15, 2020
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Goffer

The whitest black guy in a group. He uses words like pontificate to disguise his real hood life.
"Dog, shut the fuck up and smoke this joint. Your actin like a goffer."
by Thesmartguy January 30, 2009
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Gaffeler

that gaffeler gaffeled my shit man
by Rhyno Wingnut October 4, 2010
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