Goessel
Goessel by lovesickgirl August 29, 2009
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Giessel
A Giessel is a woman who won’t do as she promised. She’ll say whatever she needs to, to get a job or position of power, but she won’t keep her promise once she’s in there.
A woman who promises or claims one thing, then later does the opposite.
To Giessel is to do the reverse of what was promised.
A woman who promises or claims one thing, then later does the opposite.
To Giessel is to do the reverse of what was promised.
Wow, I can’t believe that woman promised to pay us those funds & then did a complete 180 on it.
“Yeah she’s a total Giessel”
Hey did you see that woman indicate right, but then she turned left. She must be a Giessel.
“Yeah she’s a total Giessel”
Hey did you see that woman indicate right, but then she turned left. She must be a Giessel.
Giessel by Dick _Shinary October 22, 2019
Gosselink Syndrome
A condition whereby a person has no talent or skill in his profession, and resorts to sucking dick for career security. It ends up becoming sever, as eventually all that the person does is suck on cock all of time, even resorting to using beard wax so that sperm doesn't crust up in his beard.
Gosselink Syndrome by EWSBBQEWewsgainy123 February 17, 2017
Going Kate Gosselin
Typically a female responding to her male partner in a manner that is unjustifiably intense. The level of the male's infraction (if one exist) pales in comparison to the size and intensity of the female's rage.
Going Kate Gosselin by spaghettiWestern September 1, 2009
jon gosselin
jon gosselin by Adryanna September 10, 2009
Kate Gosselin
When you have unrealistic expectations for children or others around you. Usually resulting in screaming insults to anyone with in ear shot.
Kate Gosselin by sixofeight September 8, 2011
Jon Gosselin
who cares?
Twitter Addicted Airhead: OMG Jon Gosselin had sex with the babysitter!!
Smart Person: Who gives a fuck?
Smart Person: Who gives a fuck?
Jon Gosselin by Thaddeus Jay Johnson October 31, 2009
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