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Goessel

Where do you live?

A really small town.

Oh, you must live in Goessel.
by lovesickgirl August 29, 2009
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Giessel

A Giessel is a woman who won’t do as she promised. She’ll say whatever she needs to, to get a job or position of power, but she won’t keep her promise once she’s in there.

A woman who promises or claims one thing, then later does the opposite.

To Giessel is to do the reverse of what was promised.
Wow, I can’t believe that woman promised to pay us those funds & then did a complete 180 on it.

“Yeah she’s a total Giessel”

Hey did you see that woman indicate right, but then she turned left. She must be a Giessel.
by Dick _Shinary October 22, 2019
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Gosselink Syndrome

A condition whereby a person has no talent or skill in his profession, and resorts to sucking dick for career security. It ends up becoming sever, as eventually all that the person does is suck on cock all of time, even resorting to using beard wax so that sperm doesn't crust up in his beard.
See the new kid following the boss around? He looks like he's coming down with Gosselink syndrome.
by EWSBBQEWewsgainy123 February 17, 2017
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Going Kate Gosselin

Typically a female responding to her male partner in a manner that is unjustifiably intense. The level of the male's infraction (if one exist) pales in comparison to the size and intensity of the female's rage.
If Brandon leaves the seat up one more time I am totally going Kate Gosselin on his ass.
by spaghettiWestern September 1, 2009
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jon gosselin

American douchebag who thinks he's famous but he's really not.
by Adryanna September 10, 2009
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Kate Gosselin

When you have unrealistic expectations for children or others around you. Usually resulting in screaming insults to anyone with in ear shot.
Did you hear that lady she totally went Kate Gosselin on those kids!
by sixofeight September 8, 2011
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Jon Gosselin

Twitter Addicted Airhead: OMG Jon Gosselin had sex with the babysitter!!

Smart Person: Who gives a fuck?
by Thaddeus Jay Johnson October 31, 2009
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