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God bless you

It means cover your fucking mouth
Guy 1: God bless you

Guy 2: Sorry I'm an Atheist
God bless you by FinaLWoot. November 4, 2008

God Bless You

1. A phrase used, when woman is looking so good, and you want to let her know you are admiring gods design. 2. Also can be used, if a statement is made that made your dick jump a little.
1. Beloved your body is looking angelic right now. God Bless You.

2. She says: Yeah you gotta have the meat loaf in its entirety. He says: God Bless you]
God Bless You by OEBaby. January 5, 2017

God Bless You

When someone says "god Bless You" You are obligated to smack yourself in the face before five seconds passes. This "game" originated in New Jersey by the name of a fellow named Christopher Wheeler and another by the name of Matt Boyle. This game has been active for about 5 or six years now and is popular in the Tri-State area (NJ, NY, CT, PA and just expanded to TN)
Someone says "god bless you bitch"

You Smack yourself in the face before they pelt you in the face.

god bless you

"god bless you, oh, and by the way, what's your name"
god bless you by etlkj November 14, 2003

God Bless You

After cumming in a person's mouth, you hit them in the back of the head or make them laugh and it will come out their nose. Also see the Dragon's Breath.
Rob gave Sarah a God Bless You and a kleenex.
God Bless You by Tyler Stebbins July 20, 2006
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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