Definitions by etlkj

Scabies 

bugs that defecate and urinate under your skin

reason no. 841 to practice safe sex (Dude, I finally got laid last week and look...)

Scabies by etlkj November 14, 2003

marriage 

when a man decides its time to be your 2nd father

"where have you been until midnight"

marriage by etlkj November 14, 2003

god bless you

people's way of starting a conversation

"god bless you, oh, and by the way, what's your name"

god bless you by etlkj November 14, 2003