Gobzoon is the next level above the term "shit-storm". When calling something a shit-storm is an understatement, Gobzoon is the term for you. It can also be purposed as an insult towards others.
The party out there is a GOBZOON! There are 7 year olds taking whiskey shots, the neighbor is mowing his lawn with a gun, DJ Khalid is on the mic yelling, "Fuck Limp Bizkit", and to make matters worse 6 police cars just rolled up!
Gobzed is a term used to describe someone who is absolutely fucked out their head and in a different dimension.
An example of someone being "gobzed", is when a sesh-head does a fat bump of MDMA in the toliets at a 16+ rave, is now sweating more than a peado in a playground and has a third degree gurn .
Jack - "Is Connor alright? He doesnt look too good."