Gobzed 

Gobzed is a term used to describe someone who is absolutely fucked out their head and in a different dimension.

An example of someone being "gobzed", is when a sesh-head does a fat bump of MDMA in the toliets at a 16+ rave, is now sweating more than a peado in a playground and has a third degree gurn .

Jack - "Is Connor alright? He doesnt look too good."

Tom - "Don't worry mate, hes just gobzed."

Gobzed by Bean-man May 22, 2019

Gobbed 

To secrete or produce saliva. Usually over someone else whilst talking. This causes said person to be grossed out which results in comments such as "I asked for the news not the weather" or "Say it don't spray it."

Comes from the word 'Gob' meaning 'Mouth.'

"Ew! You just gobbed all over my food!"
Or
"You just gobbed on me!"

Gobbed by BoogerBrain July 31, 2006

one hell of a gobbed up mess 

adj. - term used to describe the inevitable outcome of any home improvement project involving painting, caulking, foam insulating, grouting, mudding, etc.

Do It Yourselfer #1: "It looks like Helen Keller caulked this tub!"
Do It Yourselfer #2: "Yeah, it's one hell of a gobbed up mess."

one hell of a gobbed up mess by Mowatt boyyyyyyyyyy April 3, 2005

gobbed it 

To make a mistake, a misunderstanding

You proper gobbed it up gobshite

gobbed it by Mike Holloway September 12, 2006

Gobledy-Goop

You have a pancake butt

Your such a gobledy-goop

Gobledy-Goop by Owlbut ingleson772 January 8, 2020

Goozed 

Being moderetly drunk

1.YO Tonight Were Gettin GOOZED
2.YO last night i was alll goozed up

Goozed by Kenny J September 22, 2006

Gobledygook 

A gobledygook is that weird text you see in a URL on the web.

If you go to website name dot com slash gobledygook you will get to the page.

Gobledygook by kenyob February 7, 2019