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Gobot poor 

Description of a kid, now adult, from the 80s who wasn't rich enough to get Transformers.

Since Gobots were cheap versions of Transformers "Gobot poor" kids would get them instead.

A Gobot poor kid was probably lower-middle class.
When I was a kid I never got good presents like Transformers because we were Gobot poor.
Gobot poor by smonkyou June 13, 2011
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n. A bro who always has a GoPro strapped to his head or on his person. GoBros are ususally spotted doing "extreme" sports like snowboarding, kayaking, skateboarding, or rappelling. They will often say things like, "That was epic," and, "Did you get that, bro?" Most GoBros are basically talentless and will spend 9 hours filming themselves so they can make a 30 second YouTube video to prove how brotally awesome they are.
GoBro 1: "Dude we are going skateboarding."

GoBro 2: "Let me get my GoPro, first, bro."

GoBro 1: "Yes! This will be epic, bro. We aren't that good at skating, but Tad is pretty good at iMovie. We are gonna get up to 20 subs on our YouTube channel."
GoBro by FenceAlmighty March 21, 2014
The bro who you bring when you gotta GO.
"Yo, Jimothy really got me fucked UP"
"Bro you should bring your gobro"
"Radical plan dude"
Gobro by Stan Key Bousi March 2, 2020

Godbrother 

The son of your or your biological sibling's godparents, brother of your godsister, etc.

A boy you grew up with, a good friend that is like a brother to you
Friend 1: That's my brother.
Friend 2: I thought you were an only child.
Friend 1: Yeah, only biologically. That's my godbrother.
Godbrother by lordkeittarro June 29, 2011

GobRocker 

The finest of blowjobs one can acquire. The holiest of physical engagement. Those who have received a GobRocker get immediate access to Heaven OR one free Get Out of Jail card in light of their Godly status.
Greg: I got the best blowjob ever man.

John: Shit. Seriously? Like GobRocker good?

Greg: Yeah bro, I even found a Get Out of Jail card in my pocket after.
GobRocker by ReesesBeefus March 21, 2019
A person who acts like a cheap imitation of a genuine person. Derived from the popularity of the cheap and easily breakable gobot action figures (rip-offs of the original transformers)
Quit being a gobot and put the scarf down 'Jean-Paul'
GoBot by laemonicus August 30, 2010