Gobi

RADAL's babushka says "Gobi" which probably stands for Kobe Bryant.

RADAL has his babushka play basketball in GTA San Andreas and says Gobi several times.

by yella._ January 29, 2021

Gobi

to suck somebody in there pants.

Oh mate i got a gobi yesterday"
You legend mate was it good?"

by Winch KID March 27, 2009

Gobi

Punjabi word for cauliflower. Used as mildly abusive term for someone who has the same sort of qualities as a cauliflower: sedentary; round (overweight); slow; not very nice on its (his/her) own.

Summed up reasonably well in English as a 'fat ba***rd'.

He's a right gobi.
Who's that gobi over there

by tux-root April 29, 2008

Gobi

Things that are dry and generally unliked, like this vast Mongolian desert.

Yo Chris, did you see this text?
Say less fam, it's too gobi ahlie?

by Myguydelilah October 26, 2016

Gobi

a guy who will make you fall in love with him but then deny leading you on. has a romantic side but won’t show it for fear of getting hurt. a great friend but never count on him to initiate any conversation or ask to hang out.

person 1: the guy i like keeps leading me on but never acts like he cares :(
person 2: is his name Gobi?
person 1: yeah

by meiscool69 October 20, 2019

Gobi

a schoolboy error where you miss foreplay and her pussy is as dry as the gobi desert

Tried to fuck a bird last night, went in too quick and she pulled a gobi on me

by hagsthebdbf August 20, 2020

Gobi

God - Created everything that is, and everything that will be. Has black hair wtf is ginger thats the most f-ed up colour for nebodys hair so get it straight its black.

God-for a better description look in the bible, Quran or any other religous text

by lordofall June 26, 2004