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a person or thing that expresses utter ignorance towards most subjects and carries themselves in an ackward and unknowing manner. They often find themselves the butt of many jokes and the center of much ridicule.
Zach Emling

you are such a Goobotz.
Goobotz by P. Gay February 12, 2010
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Godbotherer

Tim is such a godbothering clownshoe merchant.
Godbotherer by Noich noich noich March 11, 2003
An affectionate term for a goblin, usually a shortstack goblin girl.
I'm not really fond of tall elves. I'm more into short green gobbos.
Gobbo by The guy who is a person September 18, 2022
GODBOT: (noun) someone programmed from birth to follow religious leaders' every wish; often indoctrinated in Christian fellowships closed off to free thinkers. Extremely dangerous when church leaders use the GodBots to harm other non-GodBots. GODBOTIC (verb) used to describe the hateful actions perpetuated by Christian people who won't listen to reason or logic. (thanks, Anonymous at Datalounge, whoever you are)
There were maybe 40 godbots on the sidelines with signs threatening us with hell and such.

Gobot poor 

Description of a kid, now adult, from the 80s who wasn't rich enough to get Transformers.

Since Gobots were cheap versions of Transformers "Gobot poor" kids would get them instead.

A Gobot poor kid was probably lower-middle class.
When I was a kid I never got good presents like Transformers because we were Gobot poor.
Gobot poor by smonkyou June 13, 2011

Gobbolino 

Brighton based UK fashion designers. Gobbolino was first seen in Camden's Electric Ballroom and Stable's Market circa 1998.
Most famous for quirky, innovative fashions and accessories and introducing the UK to Cyberlocks. They kick started the craze for huge fluffy legwarmers and still lead the field with their unique, slighty off centre designs.
gobbolino
Gobbolino by gobbolinogoblin September 4, 2010
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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