Gobblit

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A cross between the Golem, and the hobbit. Most commonly said when a person is stoned and asking if they can go to someones house to watch the hobbit, but can't remember the real name.

Koopa "Hey.... can we come to your house to watch Hamlet?"
Guys "laugh laugh"
Koopa "I mean Gobblit"

Gobblit by Man With Hat October 28, 2003

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Cock Gobbling

People who suck major cock good and hard and usually cock gobbling is followed by cum guzzling

You see that new girl? I heard shes a major cock gobbler

I heard your mom is great at cock gobbling

Cock Gobbling by Josh & Devante` January 18, 2009

Related Words

Gobblit • gobbit • gobblet • Gobbletits • Gibblits • Gibblittize • Gobblethroating • gobbletreeder • Gobbletwinker • Gobblicious

Gobblie

A blowjob that evolved from gobbi,mainly use in Scotland and Glasgow. It is a slang word.

Also can be referred to sea weed with air capsules or balls.

“Oi give me a gobblie”
“There are gobblies on the beach”

Gobblie by The-Pimping-Panther December 29, 2018

Gobblin' Pussy

A very loose and ugly pussy with turkey like features.

"Your gobblin' pussy swallowed me whole"

THIS IN NO WAY, SHAPE OR FORM IS IT A COMPLIMENT.

Gobblin' Pussy by TacoPuss69 April 7, 2020

knob gobblin

one who enjoys fellatio

That chick is a little knob gobblin!
She likes the taste!

knob gobblin by el jefe November 25, 2003

Nut-Gobbling

When you are kissing up to someone way to much or hanging on there jock

Man u always Nut-Gobbling for dat dude

Nut-Gobbling by Kenny Lewis October 17, 2008

Knob Gobblin' Hobgoblin

Someone who does not use proper etiquette when giving a gentalman oral pleasure.

Dude Betty is such a whore. John said she sucked his dick like a Knob Gobblin' Hobgoblin

Knob Gobblin' Hobgoblin by GramLovesHam April 7, 2016

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026