gobblet

A baby male turkey. As opposed to a turklet, which can be either male or female.

I would kill that turkey, but think of its poor gobblets.

by Pete Hufnagel January 15, 2006

gobblet

A super-sized balloon-glass for folks who really love to "imbibe big-time".

Garfield really "shovels it in" when it comes to solid food, so he might need a huge "gobblet" to adequately deliver da vast volumes of beverages dat he craves, as well.

by QuacksO March 14, 2024

Garden Gobbler

A vegetarian.

We could to go the steak-house, but you know Jim...He's a (Garden Gobbler)

by MbØt~Mk.II® June 8, 2015

Gobble knocker

The act of gobbling down the male genitalia while hitting your partner with a large brick.

For example

Warmachine673 gave his mate a sloppy gobble knocker while he played his video games.

Warmachine673 gave his mate a sloppy gobble knocker while he played his video games.

by DOPE POPE April 3, 2017

Cream gobbler

A woman who loves to gobble cream for all men

Yo bro what are you doing tonight?
I'm going to this girl house she's a true cream gobbler.

by Anonymoustowho22 June 27, 2022

Dog gobblerfest

A man who shoves a bunch of dicks in his mouth at dog gobbler

Nothing better than a mouthful of wieners dog gobblerfest

by Kingofdick July 2, 2019

gobbledygook

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Gobbledygook is basically anything nonsense.

by jdm89 January 25, 2017