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Zero brain cells. Was gifted 10 inches soft by god but doesn’t get any use
Can’t see why Ande gets all the girls he is dumber than a goard
Goard by Slick Rick May 18, 2019
Words you can keep
You are gay and bored and all you want to do is crush some cocks.....but there are none around
Oh man I am so goard right now.....are there not any cocks around????
goard by bellman11111 April 18, 2011

goard garden 

Numerous pimples on a persons face.
God! Did you see the goard garden on that kid's face?
goard garden by Guy Reynolds September 5, 2006

Olivia Paige Goard 

She is the most outstanding and down to earth person who has eyes brighter than the stars who her hugs feel like a warm blanket warm and tight her embrace keeps you from drifting to out of space she will be there for you if your there for her her heart is breakable like glass with lips of beauty and sweet her smell is a smell you could never ever forget with memories to last a lifetime and millions more
Olivia Paige goard is pretty cute ngl lemme get that number

Olivia Paige Goard is the most sweetest perfect girlfriend ever for Isaiah Diego Terrazas

Garden Gobbler

We could to go the steak-house, but you know Jim...He's a (Garden Gobbler)
Glarded funds may not be transferred into an account which is in a tax clode without an inoppolity certificate
Have the funds been glarded in anyway?
glarded by NuclearCrawdad March 19, 2021
past participle of to glard

a state or nature of funds

A certificate of inoppolity is required when transferring glarded funds to a tax cloded account

When transferring glarded funds to an account in a tax clode, one cannot even set up an acesiation for any fund transfer fees before receiving the inoppolity certificate; if one were to commence deplation of any fees gationously, one could find himself jectured by the national office of spentics

Unglarded funds can result in serious inoppolity when transferring to cloded expostrons. So, one might need to obtain a gartgadgment certificate if transferring unglarded funds to cloded expostrons
My account is in a tax clode, so you will need to provide an inoppolity certificate before you can transfer glarded funds to it.

It's your job as the bank behabling the glarded funds to issue the certificate.
glarded by T.W.B March 20, 2021
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