Gnowen 

A quirky name for a website that gives movie release dates.
Gnowen is pronounced with a soft 'G' like "Know When" and also doubles as the name of the website's mascot.

"So you'll Gnowen that movie is out." "Do you Gnowen?"

Gnowen by JoshuaB86 October 27, 2011

Glowen 

professional cs go and minecraft player currently playing for hltv positive Glowen is a legendary minecraft streamer (widely considered the worst streamer of all time). He is famous for awping on d2 and being bad on most maps. Sometimes he shines but thats mostly cause he cheats. He is also belgian and a terrible chess and l4d2 player... His favourite word is "trash" cause it describes him best xd

Glowen always carries us cause we're trash

Glowen by GlooweN April 18, 2017

gnomenclature 

Gnomenclature is the science concerning the production of electricity. Inside of wires there are thousands of tiny gnomes awaiting command to begin high-fiving. When you flip a light switch on, it triggers a chain reaction between the gnomes. One high-fives the other and a domino affect begins, carrying exponentially increasing gnome high-five magic along a chain of microscopic gnomes, eventually leading to the bulb which is set to continuously run by a gnome performing interpretive dance inside the filament.

Cody - "I heard butt-town is all out of electricity, the papers are saying the gnomes are on strike"

Charlie - "What they need to do is bring some scientists in to negotiate the terms of gnomenclature with them"

gnomenclature by ShiftShaper October 12, 2010

gnowing 

An intuitive understanding coming from personal experience or revelation and contrasting with intellectual knowledge learned through external and material forces. Experience knowledge (see gnosiology) in contrast to theoretical knowledge (see epistemology) is the prime distinction.

His gnowing of the true nature of the universe came from being graced by a mystical awakening, trumping any knowledge gained from books or teachers.

gnowing by batchannel August 5, 2016

Gnomenapping

When someone steals a garden gnome with the intention of taking that gnome to various locations and sending pictures of the gnome back to its original, and rightful owner.

Severina: What are you doing tomorrow night?

Elizabeth: I'm taking a road trip this month, so I'm gnomenapping that house over on Lincoln.

Gnomenapping by LizzieSoucie February 8, 2010

Zach Gowen

Zach Gowen is an American musician, known for his single, blindfold. He is also a media personality.

Zach Gowen

Zach Gowen by bearrienman December 30, 2021

gnomenomicon 

the ancient book of the dead... for gnomes!

Eddie: To bring back the gnomes from the land of the dead we must consult the gnomenomicon!

Billy: Dude!

gnomenomicon by AlphaOneTwo March 15, 2009