Gnorked

To describe a flesh wound that isn't as deep as a gash but not to be taken as lightly as a scratch. There has to be enough blood flow to be a nuisance, but not so significant as to fetch first-aid.

Arg... I hit my arm on the edge of the table and it gnorked me.

"Listen Judge, I simply gnorked the officer he will be fine."
"No, I don't need a band-aid its just a gnork."

Gnorked by Mr. Benevolent May 7, 2010

gorked 

a slang term to describe the state of being high or "drugged up" to the point where one is incapable of basic thoughts and functions. Sometimes used between staff members in hospitals

- How's the guy in room 1209 doing?
- Man, he’s fuckin’ gorked!

gorked by MrPinkPickles December 5, 2007

gorked out 

over-medicated to an extreme degree, and therefore appearing as if in a persistent vegetative state (see Gork, the acronym for God Only Really Knows).

That lady at the nursing home was WAY gorked out on her pain and nausea meds. When I get that old, please remember I have a DNG (Do Not Gork order).

gorked out by No Gifts Please December 9, 2008

gnorted 

gnorted, an attempt to say snorted, while snorting, trying not to puke

thig igh nothing, ive gnorted gnaghetti befoor

gnorted by si November 19, 2003

gorked 

being high, or coming down from a high. being totally baked, stoned, lit, ect.

Dude, Kevin was totally gorked at school!

gorked by NaLo April 18, 2008

gorked up 

Another way of saying fucked up in mixed company

Wow that situation is all gorked up...or refers to something physically messed up as in something is in need of repair...

gorked up by gorbgo09 June 7, 2017

Gorked 

A combo of geeked and dorked (normally off of drugs)

Dude that crackhead was fucking gorked

Gorked by Bigboyginger March 1, 2019