Gnorked

To describe a flesh wound that isn't as deep as a gash but not to be taken as lightly as a scratch. There has to be enough blood flow to be a nuisance, but not so significant as to fetch first-aid.

Arg... I hit my arm on the edge of the table and it gnorked me.

"Listen Judge, I simply gnorked the officer he will be fine."
"No, I don't need a band-aid its just a gnork."

Gnorked by Mr. Benevolent May 7, 2010

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gorked

a slang term to describe the state of being high or "drugged up" to the point where one is incapable of basic thoughts and functions. Sometimes used between staff members in hospitals

- How's the guy in room 1209 doing?
- Man, he’s fuckin’ gorked!

gorked by MrPinkPickles December 5, 2007

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gorked out

over-medicated to an extreme degree, and therefore appearing as if in a persistent vegetative state (see Gork, the acronym for God Only Really Knows).

That lady at the nursing home was WAY gorked out on her pain and nausea meds. When I get that old, please remember I have a DNG (Do Not Gork order).

gorked out by No Gifts Please December 9, 2008