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Gnorts, Mr. Alien 

Man 1 : Hey dude, check it out!

*Man 1 hands Man 2 a piece of paper*
Man 2: Huh, I never knew that " Neil Armstrong "spelled backwards was " Gnorts, Mr. Alien"
Man 1: Did we send him to the moon, or did we send him BACK to the moon?
Man 2: You're a fucking dumb-ass, Steve.
Gnorts, Mr. Alien by Magnum47 November 5, 2017
Related Words
Gnoir • gnork • Gnofrolth • gnorf • gnorky • gnoron • Gnorph • Goirl • Gloire • gnair
naturally beautiful, glorious in every way...strong, loyal, independent, dignifying, intelligent
can be insensitive at times, but is very loving

derived from the french origin meaning "glory"
She is such a Gloire.
Gloire by g.9 March 22, 2017

pour la gloire 

It's simply another term for saying, 'Fuck it.' It is a French phrase that means 'for glory.' It can be used to peer pressure someone into chugging a beer, punching someone, talking to a girl, or virtually anything. Who doesn't want to do something 'for glory'? The best way to use it is to yell it before you do what you were pressured into. Example: (right before the beer chug) "POUR LA GLOOOOOIRE!!"
(driving)
Dude I: Dude, we scored some killer dope.

Dude II: Yeah, man... this shit is dank-a-licious.

Dude I: Shit! We're getting pulled over. Hurry up, and eat the bud, man!! Pour la gloire.

Dude II: POUR LA GLOOOOOOIRE!! (chokes, dies)
pour la gloire by Keef Moon December 18, 2009

Gonirudh 

To be wasted beyond belief, to the point where you can chip your tooth in half due to stupidity without even realizing it.
He was so gonirudh last night that he hit himself in the face playing beerpong, dropped his pants, and chipped his tooth in half. He then proceeded to vomit all over his bed and pass out in it.
Gonirudh by Shady123456 January 11, 2010
(Verb) To sniff objects that have recently or routinely been in contact with another person's buttocks, such as bicycle seats, couch cushions, or office chairs.
The minute she leaves, I am going to gnorph her chair.

Grandpa! Stop gnorphing the couch!!!
Gnorph by John Epic November 5, 2016

gnasty gnorc 

The toughest, most evil bad guy the world has ever seen.
OMG ITS GNASTY GNORC!!! RUUUUUN

Tell us about this gnasty gnorc character..
gnasty gnorc by Shoj January 3, 2005
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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