Gnelf 

Santa’s little memers

Santa:I need more memes call in the gnelfs

Gnelf by King_Will64 October 19, 2019

Gelfie 

A selfie with a goat

When you come to the farm, my friendly goat will want you to take a gelfie with him.

Gelfie by Teothepitbull April 4, 2019

the gelfand

when playing a game of 10 cup beer pong, the cup in the absolute center is called the "gelfand"

(while playing pong, someone makes it in the center cup) random person says: "the gelfand!"

the gelfand by its the beast February 12, 2009

GNBLFU 

GOT NOTHING BUT LOVE FOR YOU

ttyl- GNBLFU

GNBLFU by Geez-Sabong September 30, 2009

Gelfmania 

A fascist country, the country is a Laserpeeker sail boat. The country has King, the King sometimes has a queen who sits in the north of the country. There is also a Führer, who has superior decision making politically, but has no decision in the direction the country will sail. Gelfmania had declared war on the United States of America and began throwing rocks at the eastern coast of the USA.

“Gelfmania would have won the war against America is it weren’t for those damn seals!”

Gelfmania by Gelfmania June 24, 2021

gelf 

a word that can be used in place of any word that you can ever think of, usually this would be a curse or bad word. Used to create funny sentences.

"You are a flipping gelf"
" I heard you gelfed that girl last night"
"OMG i just gelfed in my pants"
"My girlfriend dumped me, what a gelf"

gelf by Matt Thoggy August 21, 2007

gelfa 

describing a person that is super amazing very hott and EXTREMELY SEXY!

Gaby so gelfa

gelfa by Amanda eltrano June 15, 2009