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A selfie with a goat
When you come to the farm, my friendly goat will want you to take a gelfie with him.
Gelfie by Teothepitbull April 4, 2019
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Gnelf • Gnelfed • gelf • Gelfie • grelf • Gnell • Gnerf • guelf • gelfa • Gelfather

the gelfand

when playing a game of 10 cup beer pong, the cup in the absolute center is called the "gelfand"
(while playing pong, someone makes it in the center cup) random person says: "the gelfand!"
the gelfand by its the beast February 12, 2009
GOT NOTHING BUT LOVE FOR YOU
ttyl- GNBLFU
GNBLFU by Geez-Sabong September 30, 2009

Gelfmania 

A fascist country, the country is a Laserpeeker sail boat. The country has King, the King sometimes has a queen who sits in the north of the country. There is also a Führer, who has superior decision making politically, but has no decision in the direction the country will sail. Gelfmania had declared war on the United States of America and began throwing rocks at the eastern coast of the USA.
“Gelfmania would have won the war against America is it weren’t for those damn seals!”
Gelfmania by Gelfmania June 24, 2021
a word that can be used in place of any word that you can ever think of, usually this would be a curse or bad word. Used to create funny sentences.
"You are a flipping gelf"
" I heard you gelfed that girl last night"
"OMG i just gelfed in my pants"
"My girlfriend dumped me, what a gelf"
gelf by Matt Thoggy August 21, 2007
describing a person that is super amazing very hott and EXTREMELY SEXY!
Gaby so gelfa
gelfa by Amanda eltrano June 15, 2009
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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026
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