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gnerf
Being a know-all and dictating your superior, eco-friendly opinion as being the only one a normal person could have. even though it is actually a greenpeace, treehugging opinion that's at best worth understanding in order to be able to kick the 'gnerf' in a discussion.
Note: 'gnerf' is both a verb and a noun.
Note: 'gnerf' is both a verb and a noun.
person: "i think a hummer is cool"
gnerf: "Driving a hummer is bad for the environment"
person: "don't gnerf at me! let me be!"
gnerf: "Driving a hummer is bad for the environment"
person: "don't gnerf at me! let me be!"
gnerf by helemaalkaal October 9, 2010
Gnarf
Gnarfy
Gnarfy by uberval818 July 29, 2010
Gnarfle the Garthok
A form of punishment on the planet Remulak. The offending conehead is placed in a Colosseum-like arena containing thousands of spectators. When the garthok is released the prisoner must battle it using only a hook and short staff. If the garthok is successfully gnarfled, the prisoner regains his honor. If he fails the conehead is killed and eaten by the garthok.
Gnarfle the Garthok by Brian McManus June 21, 2006
Gnarfankle
A mythical creature resembling a troll that has orange/ purple hair, green skin, a five o clock shadow and in some cases, a mullet. The species range from 2-114 ft. tall and if you look them in the face, you will throw up. They brandish swords and other medieval weapons and are driven by an evil impulse to destroy all that is good.
Gnarfankle by Q tip May 30, 2006
gerfunkenrub
A substitute word for any sexual reference. Refers to nothing specifically but sounds extremely dirty.
Ger-funk-in-rub
Ger-funk-in-rub
gerfunkenrub by JocelynAlyssa October 6, 2007
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