gnarwhal 

Alternate spelling of narwhal meant to stress the gnarliness of the narwhal.

Narwhals are so gnarly that they should be named gnarwhals.

gnarwhal by papermachete November 5, 2005

gnarwhal 

Superlative form of the word 'gnarly', with the progression being (absolute, comparative, superlative):

gnarly --> gnarkill --> gnarwhal

Often pronounced as 'gnarwhale'

"Dude! That Maglev car is TOTALLY gnarwhal!"

gnarwhal by Amerifunk December 18, 2006

Gnarwhal 

A gnarled on piece of fish leftover by someone at a restaurant, usually has the head and bones remaining.

I just cleaned up table 5 and the woman had left a nasty gnarwhal.

Gnarwhal by JC467 July 1, 2011

the gnarwal 

having a double matress bed and puting your penis between them

dont desturb me while im cleaning my room im doing the gnarwal

the gnarwal by David the bravid July 6, 2005

gnarwhale 

Gnarwhale (när weyl)
- adjective

1. Superlative form of the word 'gnar/gnarly'
- Absolute: gnar/gnarly
- Comparative: gnarkill

2. The most gnar that anything can possibly be. Ever

Often misprounouced as 'när wuhl' (as in the small arctic whale), which is qutie common as the narwhal is quite gnar.

"Dude! the Maglev car it TOTALLY gnarwhale!"

gnarwhale by Amerifunk December 21, 2006

gnarwall 

Gnar·wall also gnar·whal (närwl) n.

An Arctic whale (gnarsus monohornyus) that has a spotted pelt and is characterized in the male by a long spirally twisted ivory tusk projecting from the left side of its head. It has evolved to live amongst the balls deep snow and huckable rocks in high alpine environments of North America and Greenland. Gnarwall sightings are infrequent and usually limited to cases where the tusks have been used to chase skiers off cliffs and chutes. Gnarwalls have been implicated in bizarre skier accidents, in which they have used their tusks to emit a powerful pheromones causing otherwise skilled skiers and snowboarders to fall in unfortunate places. Repeated exposure to the pheromones can lead to addiction. Gnarwall addicts are prone to saying phrases such as "That was the sickest line ever", "Dude, I totally landed in your bombhole", "Man, you stomped the shit out of that". Chronic gnarwall pheromone addicts are often depressed in perfectly sunny summer weather. Overhunting of the gnarwall in the Tahoe and Mammoth lakes areas in california have driven the population into remote back country areas. This has left true gnarwall enthusiasts to explore the more remote peaks of the area and on occasion to move north to British Columbia.

Revelstoke is crawling with gnarwalls, I once saw a gnarwall cause a man to tomahawk off the sub peak.

Man, that aussie ski bum does nothing but chase gnarwalls and drink Old Milwaukee, what a dirtbag!

I just saw that tiny little chick SLAY that north aspect gnarwal, sick!

gnarwall by gnarwall hunter March 31, 2010

Gnarwhale 

A noun used to describe a horridly obese person, regardless of gender. You will mostly find Gnarwhale's in their natural habitat eating until the cows come home, and neglecting the needs of their children so they can play world of war craft, and are also allergic to an activity called "Excercise". The difference between a typical obese person and a gnarwhale, is that - While some fat people may actually be adorable (like seth rogen), gnarwhales lack attractiveness on all levels, and are typically vicious in personality as well.

~Obese person walks into the zoo with 5 burgers in hand, cussing at people because 'they're in her way'~

~Bystander~ "Well I guess the Zoo Finally decided to add Gnarwhales to the exhibit"

Gnarwhale by StevenJKpower August 22, 2011