Gnarwhaled
Gnarwhaled by Andrew Ramsey January 6, 2009
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Narwhaled
When you take a dump with such force, the turd goes under water and pops out like a Narwhal then makes contact with your ass.
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gnarwhale
Gnarwhale (när weyl)
- adjective
1. Superlative form of the word 'gnar/gnarly'
- Absolute: gnar/gnarly
- Comparative: gnarkill
2. The most gnar that anything can possibly be. Ever
Often misprounouced as 'när wuhl' (as in the small arctic whale), which is qutie common as the narwhal is quite gnar.
- adjective
1. Superlative form of the word 'gnar/gnarly'
- Absolute: gnar/gnarly
- Comparative: gnarkill
2. The most gnar that anything can possibly be. Ever
Often misprounouced as 'när wuhl' (as in the small arctic whale), which is qutie common as the narwhal is quite gnar.
Gnarwhale
A noun used to describe a horridly obese person, regardless of gender. You will mostly find Gnarwhale's in their natural habitat eating until the cows come home, and neglecting the needs of their children so they can play world of war craft, and are also allergic to an activity called "Excercise". The difference between a typical obese person and a gnarwhale, is that - While some fat people may actually be adorable (like seth rogen), gnarwhales lack attractiveness on all levels, and are typically vicious in personality as well.
~Obese person walks into the zoo with 5 burgers in hand, cussing at people because 'they're in her way'~
~Bystander~ "Well I guess the Zoo Finally decided to add Gnarwhales to the exhibit"
~Bystander~ "Well I guess the Zoo Finally decided to add Gnarwhales to the exhibit"
Gnarwhale by StevenJKpower August 22, 2011
gnarwhal
Superlative form of the word 'gnarly', with the progression being (absolute, comparative, superlative):
gnarly --> gnarkill --> gnarwhal
Often pronounced as 'gnarwhale'
gnarly --> gnarkill --> gnarwhal
Often pronounced as 'gnarwhale'
Gnarwhal
A gnarled on piece of fish leftover by someone at a restaurant, usually has the head and bones remaining.