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gnarwhale 

Gnarwhale (när weyl)
- adjective

1. Superlative form of the word 'gnar/gnarly'
- Absolute: gnar/gnarly
- Comparative: gnarkill

2. The most gnar that anything can possibly be. Ever

Often misprounouced as 'när wuhl' (as in the small arctic whale), which is qutie common as the narwhal is quite gnar.
"Dude! the Maglev car it TOTALLY gnarwhale!"
gnarwhale by Amerifunk December 21, 2006
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Gnarwhale 

A noun used to describe a horridly obese person, regardless of gender. You will mostly find Gnarwhale's in their natural habitat eating until the cows come home, and neglecting the needs of their children so they can play world of war craft, and are also allergic to an activity called "Excercise". The difference between a typical obese person and a gnarwhale, is that - While some fat people may actually be adorable (like seth rogen), gnarwhales lack attractiveness on all levels, and are typically vicious in personality as well.
~Obese person walks into the zoo with 5 burgers in hand, cussing at people because 'they're in her way'~

~Bystander~ "Well I guess the Zoo Finally decided to add Gnarwhales to the exhibit"
Gnarwhale by StevenJKpower August 22, 2011

Gnarchaeologist 

Indiana Jones is a gnarchaeologist.
Gnarchaeologist by one 'f' Jeph January 15, 2012

Narwhaled 

When you take a dump with such force, the turd goes under water and pops out like a Narwhal then makes contact with your ass.
Hey Bob, I just took a dump and got Narwhaled. It was so bad I had to take a shower.
Narwhaled by TGoblin June 28, 2019

gnarwhal 

Alternate spelling of narwhal meant to stress the gnarliness of the narwhal.
Narwhals are so gnarly that they should be named gnarwhals.
gnarwhal by papermachete November 5, 2005

Narwhales 

NARWHALES SWIMMING IN THE OCEAN CREATING A COMMOTION CAUSE THERE SO AWESOME NARWHALES PRETTY BIG AND PRETTY WHITE AND CAN BEAT A POLAR BEAR IN A FIGHT like an underwater unicorn with an kick ass facial horn there the Jedi of the sea and stopped kathulu eating me just don't let them touch your balls and the inventors of shishcabobs
NARWHALES THEY ARE NARWHALES
Narwhales by renegade waffle February 25, 2009

the gnarwal 

having a double matress bed and puting your penis between them
dont desturb me while im cleaning my room im doing the gnarwal
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