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An immediate response to one's story that is usually intended to be better.
Topping everything someone else says.

Always trying to one up someone.
Annoying people whom always attempt to give a better example or story. Someone that always has something to say or add to your story.
A person that always has a similar however better story than you.
" I made a delicious Italian chicken last night "

Gailing " Well I mad e a pork Tenderloin in a wine sauce that was absolutely fabulous"

I went swimming in my friends pool today"
Gailing " Well I went to the beach today and the ocean was beautiful"

"My son did well in his exam on Friday"
Gailing " Well my daughter got straight A's on her report card this semester and she's amazingly smart"
Gailing by Tellsitstraight June 18, 2012
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Eppelein von Gailingen

(born c.1310 in Illesheim, Windsheim; died May 15, 1381 in Neumarkt) was a famous German robber baron in the Middle Ages.

In 1369 he was indicted for his robberies in the Nuremberg region. He famously escaped death on the gallows when his horse leapt into the Nuremberg Castle moat, but was caught again and executed by breaking wheel in 1381. In the sixteenth century the first folk songs were recorded about him and gradually he became a legendary romantic hero.
Good luck trying to find more info on Eppelein von Gailingen.
Eppelein von Gailingen by e-Katja December 9, 2008
Gailine is a kind loving person she can be fun but also a bitch sometimes she can get crazy so make sure you stay on her good side she is gorgeous and a bit clumsy sometimes you would be lucky to get with a girl like gailine
Gailine is strong and independent
gailine by Ggjjvffdfvxdsddfvv February 19, 2019
A reference to a conservative religious woman who begins to belabor on the closest unfortunate soul, similar to 'wailing'. This may include unjustified opinion to continuous music playing. Random people may suffer from such attacks that will leave them confused and slightly scared. Offspring may suffer a substantial amount of gailing. Resistance is futile and there is no cure. Best known way to avoid gailing is to appear to obey her rules and say yes to everything.
No honey, I can't marry you, because I'm scared of your mom, she may begin gailing on me.

If you don't marry me I'll start gailing on you!
gailing by codlor November 29, 2010

grailing 

Trailing is the sexual act of when you rub your pink finger against another man's anus, until they release poo onto the finger nail. They then leave it to dry, before scraping it off with their teeth.
Harry: I was out with the lads yesterday, when Colby suggested I tried to grail with Dan! To be honest, his poo tastes so nice!

Barney: Gotta love a bit of Grailing on the weekend! HU!
grailing by Barnabus69 December 6, 2016
To steal someone's story, take over a conversation, or general diarrhea of the mouth.
I was trying to talk, and she kept gailing me! interrupt break in inject cut in cut off shortstop
Gailing by ladybizness August 26, 2013
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