grailing

Trailing is the sexual act of when you rub your pink finger against another man's anus, until they release poo onto the finger nail. They then leave it to dry, before scraping it off with their teeth.

Harry: I was out with the lads yesterday, when Colby suggested I tried to grail with Dan! To be honest, his poo tastes so nice!

Barney: Gotta love a bit of Grailing on the weekend! HU!

by Barnabus69 December 6, 2016

Gailing

An immediate response to one's story that is usually intended to be better.
Topping everything someone else says.

Always trying to one up someone.
Annoying people whom always attempt to give a better example or story. Someone that always has something to say or add to your story.
A person that always has a similar however better story than you.

" I made a delicious Italian chicken last night "

Gailing " Well I mad e a pork Tenderloin in a wine sauce that was absolutely fabulous"

I went swimming in my friends pool today"
Gailing " Well I went to the beach today and the ocean was beautiful"

"My son did well in his exam on Friday"
Gailing " Well my daughter got straight A's on her report card this semester and she's amazingly smart"

by Tellsitstraight June 18, 2012

graining on that wood

1.Grinding on a man
2. Sucking a dick very hard, like wood

Beyoncé's song "drunk in love"

Grainin on that wood, graining graining on that wood

by Mr. SexYmAn January 28, 2014

Eppelein von Gailingen

(born c.1310 in Illesheim, Windsheim; died May 15, 1381 in Neumarkt) was a famous German robber baron in the Middle Ages.

In 1369 he was indicted for his robberies in the Nuremberg region. He famously escaped death on the gallows when his horse leapt into the Nuremberg Castle moat, but was caught again and executed by breaking wheel in 1381. In the sixteenth century the first folk songs were recorded about him and gradually he became a legendary romantic hero.

Good luck trying to find more info on Eppelein von Gailingen.

by e-Katja December 9, 2008

Grayling, MI

That one hick town in the middle of nowhere, that everybody passes on the way to the traverse city area. The residence's income revolves around social security checks and gambling over NASCAR races. The only reason the town is still in existence, is because of the local military base and state park, which also generate revenue.

Billy: "Hey Jedediah, wanna stop in Grayling, MI and pick up some fried squirrel for lunch?"

Jedediah: "Awe hell naw I ain't even dumb enough to stop by that shit hole. I heard some lady from there married a cow last week!"

by LMCrepresent December 7, 2012

Grayling, MI

A small city in Northern Michigan that is also home to a military base and one of the best state parks in Michigan known as Hartwick Pines. It was formerly a logging camp. The architecture and city infrastructure is like a time capsule from the 1950's. Quite a few activities do in the area. They were about to build a theme park there. Just about everyone coming from Detroit or Lansing going to Traverse city has to go through it. About 10 Miles north of Higgins Lake. Home to Spike's Keg O'Nails. Better than Kalkaska.

What's the most fun thing to do in Grayling, MI?

Walking through a forest.

by Raoul Clouse February 28, 2010

grawling

to rawr like a dinosaur. To make your voice deep and make a roaring noise.

I was walking by the special ed classes and some cripple was grawling.

by NeoNick June 14, 2008