Glorify

To feel pleasure by using your hand.

I just glorify this morning!!

by 69saltybae January 27, 2018

glorify your paper route

Making good with the money you make from hustlin'......not tricking on dumb shit like cars and rims.

" Never hesitate to glorify your paper route....get ya money man, get paid!"

by J Deeezzy January 19, 2008

glorified lesbian

Someone that has never been with a man before and we all know it

Ellen DeGeneres is a glorified lesbian .

by IAmJustADroid June 2, 2020

Glorified Acquaintance

An individual you used to be friends with, but have since then fallen out with, resulting in a stranger that you know really well.

Since my best friend, Jane, stabbed me in the back, we've become glorified acquaintances.

by Lotsofwords July 7, 2011

Gloriyah Burger

The Newscaster for the no. 1 news source on YouTube and on the internet, Pew News.

Gloriyah Burger was wearing a nice top yesterday.

by yomguy June 1, 2018

Glorified Guitar Hero Player

A person who plays music in a band or solo (most commonly Indie Rock or other hipster music) who has no or very little talent yet feels compelled to strut around or just generally act like a "Rock Star". Most commonly found in cities with "great music scenes" such as Austin or Seattle and simply revitalizes the idea of empty egotism over any substance. People who want to act like "Rock Stars" for the status symbol, but actually know very little about music itself. So therefore people with the exact same talent and delusional sense of self-importance that a person playing the video game "Guitar Hero" would feel.

I went to the show last night and it sucked, they were all just a bunch of Glorified Guitar Hero Players douche bags.

by Ford Leiden December 25, 2009

glorified fuck buddy

Someone who you have a steady sexual relationship with and want to date, but are postponing taking serious action due to circumstances such as distance, timing, and other personal issues.

Eric and Tamira are glorified fuck buddy (ies), but they are not ready to commit until they live closer to each other and have their personal issues resolved.

by miraparker September 6, 2011