Gloria is a fucking bitch. She knows exactly who she is and isn’t afraid to tell you- high Virgo energy. In excelsis Deo is her dad’s name, he immigrated from rural Mexico. The only thing that asshole left her is a fucking name. Gloria likes takis, Patrón, and dick.
Gloria in excelsis deoet in terra pax hominibus bonae voluntatis, ya feel?
A Dirty Gloria is when you get a dirty penis when you are using a glory hole. It usually results in the giver rejecting the penis by not doing anything to it.
Guy: Dude, so the other day, I was kinda feeling like getting a guy off, so I went to the whore house and got a Dirty Gloria!!