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Gloria in excelsis deo 

Gloria is a fucking bitch. She knows exactly who she is and isn’t afraid to tell you- high Virgo energy. In excelsis Deo is her dad’s name, he immigrated from rural Mexico. The only thing that asshole left her is a fucking name. Gloria likes takis, Patrón, and dick.
Gloria in excelsis deo et in terra pax hominibus bonae voluntatis, ya feel?

soli deo gloria 

this is latin for TO GOD ALONE BE ALL THE GLORY

sebastien johann bach signed the bottom of all his sheet music with the letters SDB meaning soli deo gloria.

Doing the Gloria

Good oral sex given by a sexy woman.
Casey gave me some good head last night! Wow shes Doing the Gloria too?!
Doing the Gloria by Frank Buttler December 18, 2004

Dirty Gloria 

A Dirty Gloria is when you get a dirty penis when you are using a glory hole. It usually results in the giver rejecting the penis by not doing anything to it.
Guy: Dude, so the other day, I was kinda feeling like getting a guy off, so I went to the whore house and got a Dirty Gloria!!

Other Guy: Aww man! Sick! You wanna see my dick?
Dirty Gloria by proxstoner July 7, 2010

Doing The Gloria

Seventies slang for The act of self-gratication using toothpicks.

see also Estefaning
and Gloria Estefan and the Angst Machines
You kids would'nt know Doing The Gloria if it came up and smacked you in the face!
Doing The Gloria by Chad Valiant February 1, 2004

Kartikey dbe/Gloria 

Kartikey dbe/Gloria, a man of his word. Uses Nordic countries for walking. Lovr.
Kartikey dbe/Gloria by Athar sv bro November 22, 2021