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Gloria Jean's 

A cafe chain ala starbucks. Invented in America but failed, bought by Australian's that use it as a business front / cash cow for the Money Worship weird religious cult Hillsong. They server reasonably priced watery coffee and inedible over priced snacks.
Let's go to Gloria Jean's...
No I don't want to give my money to Hillsong, let's go to a decent coffee shop instead
Gloria Jean's by Smithlerman September 1, 2011

Gloria Jean's 

A coffee shop franchise with branches all around the world. Rivalled by Starbucks. They sell a variety of coffees and an array of snacks within their branches. Their stores always smell rich with coffee, and the decor is warm, contrary to the slick, almost scentless Starbucks. Personally, i reccommend their lattes.
My friend Lauren and i plan on going to Gloria Jean's this afternoon. I usually have a latte or a iced mocha mint bomb, while she favors a wild berry chiller.
Gloria Jean's by barely.conscious September 29, 2006

Gloria Steinem 

Super-hot 1970s feminist and journalist. Unlike some crazy radicals like Andrea Dworkin (barf) she believed in the equality of women and men and not the supremacy of any race. Also huge antiracist who fought for civil rights in addition to women's rights; an important person for people to know; co-founder of New York Magazine, Ms. Magazine (1972), the National Women's Political Caucus (1971), the Women's Action Alliance (1972), the National Coalation of Labor Union Women, and, like, a million other things; lobbied for legislation to ensure equality of the races and sexes and helped hammer out the Democratic platforms of several elections as a member of the Democratic National Committee; as a journalist she wrote about her experiences as an undercover Playboy Bunny and outed the true working conditions of the bunnies.
Gloria Steinem is a good type of feminist.
Gloria Steinem is a much better rolemodel than Paris Hilton for young girls.
Gloria Steinem was one sexy feminist back in the day.
Gloria Steinem is still one sexy feminist for 75 years old.
Gloria Steinem by JK23320 May 30, 2009

soli deo gloria 

this is latin for TO GOD ALONE BE ALL THE GLORY
sebastien johann bach signed the bottom of all his sheet music with the letters SDB meaning soli deo gloria.

Sap and gloria 

An expression used to describe someone's unusually sappy habits, such as gushing at the sight of lovers in a movie or TV show, or buying presents for all of their friends "just because".
I know I'm not usually all sap and gloria, but I just wanted to tell you how much you really mean to me.

Awwww.
Sap and gloria by melba ryyn May 19, 2005

sic transit gloria mundi

Though the actual translation from Latin is "So goes the glory of the world," a popular spoof translation is "Gloria threw up on the bus Monday." In the same realm as semper ubi sub ubi.
-"What's all this vomit on my seat?"
-"Sic transit Gloria mundi."
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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