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also known as waster. biggest poopy head on the planet. thinks she owns diner. literally has no social life as she is on diner 25/8. she CAN be alright sometimes i SUPPOSE 🙄. likes geese
is in love with ramen (both types)
is a gay
is a man woman
has a hot brother (???)
shits and unshits everyday
live love glooze
true sex -gloozed
gloozed by leafyuwu November 27, 2021
Words you can keep
(Verb) When a male inserts his genitalia in a female’s vaginal opening.
Gloozed by HDND1 June 1, 2022
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Ottawas Entertainment Page, @Gloozey on Instagram with over 50k+ Followers, EVEN Shaq(@shaq) Follows
Yo did you see Gloozey latest Video
gloozey by Frederik123 January 28, 2021
A very popular Instagram entertainment and meme page dedicated to Ottawa. So popular EVEN SHAQ (@shaq) follows and comments on their posts. While the page promotes a lot of popular rappers from Pttawa and Toronto Gloozey often features News and Facts related to Canada as well as senseless and funny videos consisting of primitive youth (and also adults) engaging in funny activities whilst shouting out the phrase "GLOOZEY". Due to its large influence, many people thrive to have their videos reposted onto the page, which causes to people record whatever they deem funny, ghetto or just plain crazy.
Yo fam did you pree the new post on Gloozey, I cant believe Justin Trudeau really dressed up as a "Brown Faced Alaadin" in 2001! BRAZYYYY
gloozey by Frederik123 January 28, 2021
Gloozey is a well-known Instagram TV page in Ottawa. This upcoming platform posts daily fights, relatable memes and news of the media in their region. They are also known for promoting artists in the city of Ottawa and having a loyal and toxic fan base. They are very creative in terms of their funny captions which keeps their followers commenting but also building a connection with them. They are the creators of the word “gloozey” which often gets tangled up with “glizzy”. They like using the emojis “😈☔️” to represent themselves and interact with the media. Their team is currently working on new ways to grow their page to become #1 in Ottawa.
Tyrone: “Yo guy did you see gloozey’s new post the white kid raging in the classroom?”

Karen: “Say word! imma go check it out.”
Gloozey by Wookley December 29, 2020

Augustus Glooped

When a person is covered in feces, resembling a person who has fallen into a chocolate river.
Charlie's girlfriend is really into scat, so he got Augustus Glooped last night.
Augustus Glooped by Lil_Bird414 October 14, 2021
Yo did you see gloozey’s new post? Nah bro imma go check it out.
gloozey by ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ December 17, 2020
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