Goozed

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Being moderetly drunk

1.YO Tonight Were Gettin GOOZED
2.YO last night i was alll goozed up

Goozed by Kenny J September 22, 2006

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Gooned out

A point during masturbation where you start to lose control and revert to a Neanderthal goon tard, often after hitting poppers or smoking an insane amount of weed. The pleasure becomes so intense that your eyes roll back, your mouth opens into an "O", and you're either panting, grunting, making monkeybate sounds or babbling about how good your penis feels.

Once I took that last hit of poppers I was gooned out bro.

Gooned out by Ultbator August 20, 2019

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Related Words

Goozed • goosed • gooned • Gooped • goofed • gooked • goozer • goobed • googed • gooze

you dun goofed

When you have committed an act in which "consequences will never be the same again"

You dun goofed!

you dun goofed by Don Goof July 16, 2010

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Gooped and Gagged

When a situation is shocking and you are left speechless.

Or

If a situation situation is nasty and you were left disgusted.

Did you hear what Thomas said. I was gooped and gagged.

Gooped and Gagged by Esquared August 17, 2020

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Done Goofed

The kickass way of saying you fucked up, real bad.

"Dude I just sent my nudes to Stevie"
"You done goofed"

Done Goofed by Pedalphile March 13, 2015

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goofed

what you done did.

CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME, BECAUSE YOU DONE GOOFED.

goofed by kayteeelizabeth.tumblr.com July 20, 2010

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You Done Goofed

It means you really really fucked up. You will probably will end up in cyberjail, where the consequences will never be the same.

Jessi Slaughter's Dad: WHAT ARE YOU SAYING ABOUT MY DAUGHTER?!!!
Troll: O shit..
Cyberpolice: You done goofed..

You Done Goofed by partikk July 18, 2010

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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