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Globbergast

"When he found out that his mom fucked his brother, he died of globbergast"
Globbergast by whitemonkey2322 March 19, 2022
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Globbergast

To describe how people feel scared or shocked when someone barges in on them mid hooking up or having sex to come and throw up in the room.
Sarah: "Yeah he completely globbergasted us when he ran into the room barfing everywhere!"
Globbergast by Sillybunnyhunny July 11, 2026

globbersted 

it means you like got a public tell off or rejection.

girl; how does my hair look?
boy; pretty, pretty ugly!
3rd party; you just got globbersted!





globbersted by lady gaga 980 February 27, 2009

Glabberfasted 

It's like Flabbergasted but 100x more like the reaction to god coming down and see dapping you up
I was Glabberfasted when that kid took a shotgun to the throat
Glabberfasted by anonymous November 4, 2022

flobbergastederist 

A sexual position where a fat girl uses her fat to rub your dick.
I have no clue what an example of flobbergastederist would be.

Slobbergasted 

Surprised reaction to a romantic kiss from a dog.
You should have seen the look on Diane's face when Kenny's boxer licked her cheek! She was slobbergasted!
Slobbergasted by captbeefheart October 27, 2011

Globberblasted

When you wake up after a night of being disgusting, and have to peel your cum crusted face off of the pillow before you go outside, throw up then have a shot and a cigarette
Holy fuck, dude. Gen woke up absolutely globberblasted this morning. It was awful
Globberblasted by SausageBaby January 17, 2021
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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