Globbergast

Death from shock

"When he found out that his mom fucked his brother, he died of globbergast"

Globbergast by whitemonkey2322 March 19, 2022

globbersted 

it means you like got a public tell off or rejection.

girl; how does my hair look?
boy; pretty, pretty ugly!
3rd party; you just got globbersted!

globbersted by lady gaga 980 February 27, 2009

Glabberfasted 

It's like Flabbergasted but 100x more like the reaction to god coming down and see dapping you up

I was Glabberfasted when that kid took a shotgun to the throat

Glabberfasted by anonymous November 4, 2022

flobbergastederist 

A sexual position where a fat girl uses her fat to rub your dick.

I have no clue what an example of flobbergastederist would be.

flobbergastederist by Jenna A. F. March 23, 2008

Slobbergasted 

Surprised reaction to a romantic kiss from a dog.

You should have seen the look on Diane's face when Kenny's boxer licked her cheek! She was slobbergasted!

Slobbergasted by captbeefheart October 27, 2011

Globberblasted

When you wake up after a night of being disgusting, and have to peel your cum crusted face off of the pillow before you go outside, throw up then have a shot and a cigarette

Holy fuck, dude. Gen woke up absolutely globberblasted this morning. It was awful

Globberblasted by SausageBaby January 17, 2021

Slobbergasted 

when you are absolutely booted (high on marijuana) after taking at least 47 dabs

“man I was absolutely slobbergasted last night after fucking a gorgeous heifer in my Ford F-150 and taking 53 dabs”

Slobbergasted by anonymous April 1, 2022