Glofk

To ramble excessively with no moral accountability.

Due to his impaired state of judgement, he began to glofk all night.

by Garrett S. M. January 5, 2009

Glokk40spaz

that Glokk40spaz is a SoundCloud rapper who don’t miss not even once bro

friend: you wanna hear that new Glokk40spaz

Jay: yeah, that nigga firee

by kankantheprofesser September 7, 2021

GLOCKCOMA

The end result of being pistol whipped, beaten on the fucking head by someone holding a gun.

After laying in the hospital for a month suffering from GLOCKCOMA, the victim awoke but could not tell the cops who beat 'em senseless.

by jpg3 January 29, 2011

glockencock

The Scottish celebration in which they celebrate the kilt as a memory of old man McHaggis who got his dick shot off.

"On glockencock we wear the kilt to let our cocks hang free"

by Concerned Psychopath December 4, 2020

Glock dookie

A weapon made in cook county jail which is a whole bunch of nasty ass shit(piss shit cum spit and whatever else) in a bottle which is used to rob people

He almost upped the glock dookie on em when he wouldn’t give up his soups

by Boogiedown April 11, 2022

gloflo

A word that only a person named Ben would use

Ben: gloflo
Other Ben: sure I’ll go to the park with you

by you are reading my name May 5, 2020

glocktavious

A degenerate male of African American descent. Usually under 40. Lacks education, employment and sexual discipline. Is usually apart of gang violence or residential crimes. Terrorizes every community that he resides in; especially the women and children.

We could create a safe community if we keep the glocktavious’s away.

by Truthbetold2023 November 23, 2022