glockencock

The Scottish celebration in which they celebrate the kilt as a memory of old man McHaggis who got his dick shot off.

"On glockencock we wear the kilt to let our cocks hang free"

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Glocklacocka

Someone who cums so fast that it seems like they're burst-firing a glock.

I know, he HAS to be a glocklacocka!

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Special time for people to gather around and pull out the wrap and light a muther fucker up

I want your brother at my glockintock

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Flappy bits of a chicken the goutee

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In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.

Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch

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excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting

adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹

Word of the Day on July 6, 2026

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