GLOCKCOMA

The end result of being pistol whipped, beaten on the fucking head by someone holding a gun.

After laying in the hospital for a month suffering from GLOCKCOMA, the victim awoke but could not tell the cops who beat 'em senseless.

by jpg3 January 29, 2011

Glock coma

Death resulting from being shot by a handgun, Glock or otherwise.

"He's in a Glock coma. I'll call the coroner."

by VelvetElvis October 8, 2006

glockoma

when you kill someone with a glock, usually used in first person shooters such as cs

person 1: damn nice headshot with the glock
person 2: yeah i bet he's got a bad case of glockoma

by seth_king_of_ireland January 7, 2008

glocckman

a real ass nigga thats too real for the internet

"yo you ever hear of glocckman? heard hes the number 1 nigga out here"

by bseia March 13, 2021

Glockoma

- A condition of increased pressure within the eyeball, due to excessive staring at jewelry and diamonds. Causing gradual loss of sight.

All these diamonds making me lose my sight. Also known from the album glockoma by key glock.

by Big guap getter March 12, 2019

glockoma

Mental disorder that has a 50% chance of occurring when having the possession a Glock firearm of any model causing powerful urges to point it at your head and pulling the trigger

"Ohh yeaa u heard tommy got diagnosed with glockoma? We gotta keep an eye out for that poor guy."

by vistaine October 9, 2022

Glocksmackled

A blowjob technique where the female is so shocked at the size, she struggles to perform said blowjob

Man: Well? are you going to do it?

Woman: I'm so sorry, I'm just..Glocksmackled..

by not dobby (totally) December 4, 2022